《Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk》歌词

[00:00:07] There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three foot nine

[00:00:20] Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'

[00:00:23] 'Cause her sweet little hubby's

[00:00:24] Suckin' prong part time

[00:00:27] In the name of the lord

[00:00:29] Get a clue little shrew

[00:00:30] Oh yeah oh yeah

[00:00:32] Jesus thinks you're a jerk

[00:00:34] Did he really choose tammy to do his work

[00:00:53] Robertson says that he's the one

[00:00:55] Oh he sure is

[00:00:57] If armageddon

[00:00:58] Is your idea of family fun

[00:01:02] An' he's got some planned for you

[00:01:04] Now tell me that ain't true

[00:01:20] Now what if jimbo's slightly gay

[00:01:23] Will pat let jimbo get away

[00:01:26] Everything we've heard him say

[00:01:29] Indicated that jim must pay

[00:01:32] And it just might hurt a bit

[00:01:35] But keep that money rollin' in

[00:01:38] 'Cause pat and naughty jimbo

[00:01:41] Can't get enough of it

[00:01:55] Perhaps it's their idea

[00:01:58] Of an affirmative action plan

[00:02:01] To give white trash a 'special break'

[00:02:04] Well they took those jeezo bucks and ran

[00:02:07] To the bank to the bank to the bank to the bank

[00:02:10] And every night we can hear them thank

[00:02:13] Their buddy up above

[00:02:16] For sending down his love

[00:02:19] While you all smell the glove

[00:02:38] Jim and pat should take a pole

[00:02:41] Right up each saintly glory hole

[00:02:43] With tar and feathers too

[00:02:46] Just like they'd love to do to you

[00:02:49] 'Cause they think you are bad

[00:02:52] And they are very mad

[00:02:55] 'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school

[00:03:00] We'd need an ark to survive the drool

[00:03:05] Of micro publicans raised on hate

[00:03:11] And 'jimbo jimbo' when they graduate

[00:03:18] Conviced they are 'the chosen ones'

[00:03:27] And all their parents carry guns

[00:03:39] And hold them cards in the n r a

[00:03:49] With their fingers on the triggers

[00:03:55] When they kneel and pray

[00:04:01] With a ku klux muu muu

[00:04:03] In the back of the truck

[00:04:04] If you ain't born again

[00:04:05] They wanna mess you up screamin'：

[00:04:06] 'No abortion no siree '

[00:04:10] 'Life's too precious can't you see '

[00:04:12] What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree

[00:04:16] Why it looks like 'colored folks' to me

[00:04:22] Would they do that seriously

[00:04:31] Imagine if you will

[00:04:34] A multi millionaire television evangelist

[00:04:37] Saved from korean combat duty by his father a u s senator

[00:04:44] Studied law

[00:04:45] But is not qualified to practice it

[00:04:50] Father of a 'love child'

[00:04:52] Who in adulthood hosts the remnants

[00:04:54] Of papa's religious propaganda program

[00:04:59] Claims not to be a 'faith healer'

[00:05:01] But has in the past

[00:05:02] Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

[00:05:09] Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in central america

[00:05:13] Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends

[00:05:20] Involved in suspicous 'tax avoidance schemes'

[00:05:24] Under investigation for 16 months by the I r s

[00:05:31] Claims to be a man of god

[00:05:35] Currenty seeking the united states presidency

[00:05:39] Hoping we will all follow him into

[00:05:41] The twilight zone

[00:05:48] What if pat gets in the white house

[00:05:54] And suddenly

[00:05:58] The rights of 'certain people' disappear

[00:06:04] Mysteriously

[00:06:09] Now wouldn't that sort of qualify

[00:06:12] As an american tragedy

[00:06:20] Especially if he covers it up sayin'

[00:06:25] 'Jesus told it to me '

[00:06:34] I hope we never see that day

[00:06:38] In the land of the free

[00:06:43] Or someday will we

[00:06:49] Will we

[00:06:56] And if you don't know by now

[00:07:02] The truth of what I'm tellin' you

[00:07:06] Then surely I have failed somehow

[00:07:31] And jesus will think I'm a jerk just like you

[00:07:42] If you let those tv preachers

[00:07:45] Make a monkey out of you

[00:07:48] I said：

[00:07:52] 'Jesus will think you're a jerk'

[00:07:56] And it would be true

[00:08:05] There's an old rugged cross

[00:08:09] In the land of cutton

[00:08:12] It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn

[00:08:17] And it still smells rotten

[00:08:21] Jim and tammy

[00:08:23] Oh baby

[00:08:26] You gotta go

[00:08:29] You really got to go