《Smell My Beard(Original Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Smell My Beard - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:06] Now the sound that you hear in the background right now

[00:00:08] Is the sound caused by George Duke agitating two metal insignias

[00:00:11] These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers

[00:00:15] That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in

[00:00:18] Actually theyre booger pasties

[00:00:19] And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect

[00:00:25] You know he does this every night

[00:00:28] And sometimes he becomes so overwrought

[00:00:30] So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal

[00:00:34] That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear

[00:00:39] And so sometimes he misses it

[00:00:41] George:

[00:00:41] Oh Lord have mercy

[00:00:43] FZ:

[00:00:43] And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself Yes it hurts very much

[00:00:47] But he likes pain

[00:00:51] We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group

[00:00:54] George:

[00:00:54] But but its very close to other things

[00:00:58] FZ:

[00:00:59] Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty

[00:01:02] A thought came to his mind how how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege )

[00:01:09] If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people

[00:01:14] And so George as you say in your language took it away

[00:01:19] George:

[00:01:19] But before we get funky the continuing stories of

[00:01:22] Napoleon:

[00:01:22] Moontrick

[00:01:26] George:

[00:01:26] No this ain't moontrick this time we go to moontrick next show

[00:01:28] This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis

[00:01:31] Do you all know who he is There he is Hes got a white shirt on an a

[00:01:37] FZ:

[00:01:38] Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives the Mothers of Invention

[00:01:41] George:

[00:01:42] Yes anyway he was in my room I invited some people over

[00:01:51] Young ladies They looked interesting Their names shall go unmentioned

[00:01:58] FZ:

[00:01:59] The reason they looked interesting is

[00:02:00] Because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves

[00:02:03] George:

[00:02:05] Anyway what was happening was nothing

[00:02:12] Ha ha wasnt nothing happening

[00:02:16] So I said Lets get this party on the road

[00:02:18] I said lemme call the roadmanager

[00:02:20] I said what's your name Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool Miss Dew & Miss eh Miss Stool

[00:02:33] So we so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes

[00:02:38] And all of a sudden I began to hear other things

[00:02:40] I said what you doing over there

[00:02:42] I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before

[00:02:47] I said come out of that corner what's wrong with you

[00:02:49] So he comissed it We were all asking: Men what you're doing over there

[00:02:53] FZ:

[00:02:53] Really whipping it just whipping it into a frenzy

[00:02:55] George:

[00:02:56] All of a sudden he was gone

[00:02:58] I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room

[00:03:01] I said: Where you going He went down to his room which was room 33

[00:03:07] An hour later I went to his room I knocked on his door

[00:03:10] I said: What you doin He said

[00:03:15] I said: Say that again I said: Ho ho

[00:03:20] It was late We had an eight o clock wake up

[00:03:23] You all know what that is Eight o clock wake up

[00:03:28] Eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up

[00:03:34] Eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up ahrrrrrr

[00:03:46] So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said

[00:03:50] Can I say this He said: Smell my beard I said: You must be crazy

[00:03:58] Napoleon:

[00:03:59] I had to smell it

[00:04:05] George:

[00:04:05] Show how ywas walking Marty

[00:04:08] And he said: Smell my beard I said: I ain't gonna smell nothing

[00:04:13] Napoleon said: Ill

[00:04:15] Napoleon:

[00:04:15] Check it out I told you check it out make sure

[00:04:18] George:

[00:04:18] Anyway if you wanna hear

[00:04:19] Napoleon:

[00:04:20] You know what it smell like

[00:04:21] FZ:

[00:04:22] Marty's odor

[00:04:22] George:

[00:04:22] Come to the next show for the continuing stories of

[00:04:24] Napoleon:

[00:04:25] Marty's odor

[00:04:25] George:

[00:04:25] Marty's trick But for now we go to