《When I Was Your Age》歌词

[00:00:00] When I Was Your Age - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:30] Let me tell you sonny

[00:00:32] Let me tell you straight

[00:00:34] You kids today ain't never had it tough

[00:00:40] Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate

[00:00:44] You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

[00:00:48] Well nobody ever drove me to school

[00:00:51] When it was ninety degrees below

[00:00:53] We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow

[00:00:58] Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours

[00:01:00] A day for just half a cent

[00:01:03] Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent

[00:01:07] When I was your age

[00:01:11] When I was your age

[00:01:15] When I was your age

[00:01:20] When I was your age

[00:01:27] Let me tell you something you whiny little snot

[00:01:31] There's something wrong with all you kids today

[00:01:36] You just don't appreciate all the things you've got

[00:01:40] We were hungry

[00:01:41] Broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way

[00:01:45] There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box

[00:01:50] All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks

[00:01:55] Every night for dinner we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt

[00:01:59] If we were really good we didn't get dessert

[00:02:03] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:02:12] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:02:23] Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine

[00:02:28] All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string

[00:02:32] Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad

[00:02:37] Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had

[00:02:42] Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

[00:02:47] Didn't have Nintendo we just poured salt on snails

[00:02:51] Didn't have no water bed

[00:02:53] Had to sleep on broken glass

[00:02:56] Didn't have no lawnmower

[00:02:58] We used our teeth to cut the grass

[00:03:20] What's the matter now

[00:03:20] Sonny you say you don't believe this junk

[00:03:24] You think my story's wearin' kinda thin

[00:03:29] I tell you one thing I never was such a disrespectful punk

[00:03:33] Back in my time we had a thing called discipline

[00:03:38] Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve

[00:03:43] Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves

[00:03:47] Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain

[00:03:53] And let me tell ya Junior you never heard me complain

[00:03:56] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:04:05] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:04:14] When I was your age When I was your age

[00:04:24] When I was your age When I was your age