《Don’t Wear Those Shoes》歌词

[00:00:00] Don't Wear Those Shoes - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:25] I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair

[00:00:31] You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show

[00:00:37] And I'll let you call up folks in europe you don't even know

[00:00:43] Anything you want babe if it makes you happy

[00:00:46] But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

[00:00:50] Oh honey please don't wear those shoes

[00:00:53] You can spend my money you can waste my time

[00:00:55] Baby I don't mind but please don't wear those shoes

[00:01:03] Don't wear those shoes

[00:01:11] It's alright you can play your twisted sister every night

[00:01:16] I suppose you can lick the middles out of my oreos

[00:01:23] Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose

[00:01:28] And you know that I'd do anything to please you

[00:01:32] But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

[00:01:35] Oh honey please don't wear those shoes

[00:01:38] You can spit in my face in you're so inclined

[00:01:41] Baby I don't mind but please don't wear those shoes

[00:01:44] Oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes

[00:01:50] I said oh no oh no oh no please don't wear those

[00:01:56] Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed

[00:02:02] Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat

[00:02:08] You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head

[00:02:13] I can learn to live with that

[00:02:18] But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees

[00:02:21] Oh honey please don't wear those shoes

[00:02:24] You can whip me beat me rob me blind

[00:02:26] Baby I don't mind but please don't wear those

[00:02:41] I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes

[00:02:46] I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes

[00:02:52] You can scratch up my records you can drink my booze

[00:02:55] But baby please don't wear those shoes

[00:02:58] You can make me an offer I can't refuse

[00:03:01] But darling please don't wear those shoes

[00:03:04] You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze

[00:03:06] But honey please don't wear those shoes

[00:03:09] You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news

[00:03:12] But please please don't wear those shoes

[00:03:15] I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes

[00:03:21] I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes