《Steps 2(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Steps 2 - Rooms: a rock romance

[00:00:14] I took a ride to the upper-middle

[00:00:16] Class side of the city

[00:00:17] A double deck bus to suburbia street

[00:00:23] Leaves blew through the trees

[00:00:25] A money breeze blowing down suburbia street

[00:00:32] I walked cobblestone steps

[00:00:35] I never walked cobblestone steps before

[00:00:41] I remember your father answering the door

[00:00:47] And he said 'Oh Hello

[00:00:48] How are ya Monica said you'd be coming over

[00:00:51] You look like a nice Jewish boy

[00:00:54] Oh Monica Shes Glasgows answer to Barbra

[00:00:57] Streisand Thats right

[00:00:58] Shes headed straight for the top

[00:01:00] Definitely You know why

[00:01:03] She gets all her talent from her Daddy

[00:01:05] Yeah well you know I used to be

[00:01:07] In the show biz once

[00:01:09] I was the funniest man

[00:01:10] In the west of Western Scotland

[00:01:13] Oh you ever hear my act

[00:01:15] About the Jewish Irish law firm Schmendricks

[00:01:18] Schmeggegy Schlamiel and Schmoreilly

[00:01:23] And he laughed

[00:01:24] And I laughedeven though

[00:01:27] I didnt know what the hell he was talking about

[00:01:30] And there was a wee pause as he stood there

[00:01:33] Looking me up and

[00:01:33] Down obviously sensing

[00:01:36] My mass of sexual charisma and charm

[00:01:38] Before he says

[00:01:39] Oh don't stand there like a lochs hen sugar

[00:01:41] Come in boychik

[00:01:42] Our wee superstars upstairs

[00:01:45] First door on the left

[00:01:47] I walked up the stairs

[00:01:50] Ive never walked up such elegant stairs before

[00:01:56] As I knocked on your pink painted door

[00:02:03] So Do you have the song

[00:02:05] No

[00:02:05] What

[00:02:06] Yes just kidding

[00:02:07] Wanker

[00:02:08] Listen from the beginning

[00:02:12] Oh it's good

[00:02:14] It's a winner

[00:02:16] Do you want to stay for dinner

[00:02:19] Whatcha having

[00:02:20] Friday night feast

[00:02:22] Four hundred and forty-six courses at least

[00:02:27] That's good I'm starving

[00:02:30] Now could you turn around please

[00:02:33] While I put on my Friday night dress