《水浒0010》歌词

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[00:00:01] 鲁达

[00:00:03] 在五台山

[00:00:04] 文殊院

[00:00:06] 落发为僧

[00:00:10] 把脑瓜剃了个倍儿亮

[00:00:14] 掌刀的刚要给他刮胡子

[00:00:18] 他不干了

[00:00:20] 从那儿一跃而起呀

[00:00:23] 呃

[00:00:23] 等等等等等等

[00:00:26] 我说咱商量商量

[00:00:27] 怎么样

[00:00:29] 哀家最喜欢胡须

[00:00:33] 这玩意给我留着

[00:00:35] 没事儿

[00:00:37] 我捋一捋

[00:00:38] 觉着心里头痛快

[00:00:42] 在山上出家的僧人谁听过这种词儿啊

[00:00:48] 大伙儿一听

[00:00:49] 哄堂大笑

[00:00:53] 至真长老把脸往下一沉

[00:00:57] 哗楞楞楞楞楞

[00:01:00] 一晃掌中的金鼎九连环

[00:01:04] 锁匠

[00:01:06] 父亲

[00:01:09] 然后他对鲁达说

[00:01:12] 汝听着

[00:01:15] 寸草不留

[00:01:18] 六根清净

[00:01:22] 与汝剔除

[00:01:24] 免得争经

[00:01:28] T

[00:01:30] 是是是

[00:01:31] 唰一刀胡子剃下去了

[00:01:35] 鲁达一摸着下巴颏和腮帮

[00:01:38] 呵

[00:01:39] 觉着这个别扭啊

[00:01:42] 没办法

[00:01:43] 在这儿就得听人家的

[00:01:47] 剃完了之后还不算

[00:01:50] 尖刺

[00:01:52] 把他引到禅床的旁边

[00:01:55] 让他跪到智真长老的脚下

[00:02:00] 有真长老给他磨柄受祭

[00:02:06] 用手摸着他的天灵盖

[00:02:09] 似唱非唱

[00:02:12] 似讲非讲

[00:02:15] 老当家的微闭二目

[00:02:18] 声音洪亮

[00:02:22] 汝记着

[00:02:24] 出家之人

[00:02:26] 讲的是三归五戒

[00:02:32] 三规者

[00:02:34] 一要皈依佛性

[00:02:38] 二要皈奉正法

[00:02:42] 三要皈敬师友

[00:02:47] 汝知否

[00:02:50] 鲁达呀

[00:02:52] 也听明白了

[00:02:53] 不知道怎么回答

[00:02:55] 诶

[00:02:56] 哀家啊

[00:02:58] 听清了

[00:02:59] 哗

[00:03:00] 人们又乐了

[00:03:03] 心说什么词儿啊

[00:03:05] 什么叫筛家呀

[00:03:08] 你就说弟子知道了

[00:03:10] 那就得了呗

[00:03:13] 长老又把九连环晃动了一下

[00:03:18] 然后众人才鸦雀无声

[00:03:22] 真长老

[00:03:23] 接着往下说

[00:03:26] 五戒者

[00:03:29] 一不要杀生害命

[00:03:34] 二不要偷盗摸取

[00:03:38] 三不要奸盗邪淫

[00:03:43] 四不要贪酒十荤

[00:03:46] 五不要胡言妄语

[00:03:52] 若知否

[00:03:55] 嗯

[00:03:56] 我听明白了

[00:03:57] 听明白了

[00:03:59] 要牢牢记住

[00:04:02] 是

[00:04:04] 这阵首座过来了

[00:04:08] 往上奉献衣钵戒谍

[00:04:12] 哎

[00:04:13] 就是那度牒

[00:04:16] 度牒是什么呢

[00:04:17] 就是和尚的证明

[00:04:20] 你光穿上和尚的衣服

[00:04:23] 那不行

[00:04:24] 得让老方丈给起个法名

[00:04:29] 老方丈寻思了片刻

[00:04:33] 这样吧

[00:04:35] 从今之后

[00:04:37] 你的法号就叫智深

[00:04:44] 赵员外一听

[00:04:46] 给他提醒

[00:04:47] 还不叩头谢老师赠法号之恩诶

[00:04:53] 多谢方丈

[00:04:55] 多谢师傅

[00:04:58] 从这开始

[00:05:00] 鲁达就叫鲁智深

[00:05:05] 你这名是他的法号

[00:05:09] 然后又举行法事

[00:05:13] 哎呀

[00:05:14] 鲁智深心说

[00:05:16] 感情吃哪行饭也不容易

[00:05:20] 过去我没接触过和尚

[00:05:23] 不懂得这里的规矩

[00:05:26] 感情这里边儿

[00:05:27] 这事儿

[00:05:27] 老了

[00:05:29] 有些事儿

[00:05:31] 让人啼笑皆非

[00:05:34] 忙活了两个时辰

[00:05:37] 收弟子的仪式这才结束

[00:05:41] 然后有监寺

[00:05:43] 把他领下去

[00:05:45] 沐浴

[00:05:46] 更衣

[00:05:47] 脑袋也剃了

[00:05:49] 衣服得换呢

[00:05:51] 俗家的衣服不行

[00:05:52] 从里往外

[00:05:55] 这回鲁智深

[00:05:57] 里边是灰布僧衣

[00:06:00] 胖袜云履

[00:06:03] 外边披着袈裟

[00:06:05] 嗯

[00:06:06] 他把俩胳膊竖起来看了看

[00:06:09] 嗯

[00:06:09] 这玩意儿不错呀

[00:06:10] 穿着挺得劲

[00:06:13] 二次回来

[00:06:14] 拜见老师

[00:06:16] 接下来赐斋饭

[00:06:20] 从这开始不兴动荤腥了

[00:06:23] 嗯

[00:06:25] 都得吃素的

[00:06:28] 可赵员外一看

[00:06:30] 一切就绪

[00:06:31] 安排妥帖了

[00:06:34] 家里头一大堆事儿

[00:06:36] 不能再久留了

[00:06:38] 这才提出向老方丈辞行

[00:06:43] 老方丈也是恋恋不舍

[00:06:46] 一看去意已决

[00:06:48] 也不便挽留了

[00:06:50] 临行之时啊

[00:06:52] 赵员外跟老方丈说

[00:06:55] 老当家的

[00:06:56] 我这个表弟

[00:06:58] 军汉出身

[00:07:00] 性情粗暴

[00:07:02] 初入佛门

[00:07:04] 不懂得规矩

[00:07:06] 万一有个闪失

[00:07:09] 万望老人家高抬贵手

[00:07:12] 看在我薄面之上

[00:07:15] 多加原谅

[00:07:17] 老和尚点点头

[00:07:20] 檀越尽管放心

[00:07:22] 老僧知道

[00:07:25] 这赵员外真是场面人儿

[00:07:28] 比方说给首座监寺都寺之客书记

[00:07:34] 这

[00:07:34] 这都是当头的和尚

[00:07:36] 每人都送了一份礼物

[00:07:39] 让他们关照鲁达

[00:07:41] 鲁智深

[00:07:44] 交代完了

[00:07:45] 又把鲁智深叫到没人的地方

[00:07:49] 压低了声音

[00:07:51] 恩公

[00:07:52] 我要走了

[00:07:54] 我最不放心的

[00:07:57] 就是您的脾气

[00:07:59] 秉性啊

[00:08:00] 您跟过去不一样了

[00:08:03] 现在是佛门弟子

[00:08:05] 理应谨守三宝的佛规呀

[00:08:10] 你放心

[00:08:12] 虽然我不在文殊院

[00:08:15] 春夏秋冬四季的衣服

[00:08:18] 你的零花钱

[00:08:20] 你的一切一切全包在我身上

[00:08:24] 如果我有空就来看你

[00:08:27] 你有哪些困难

[00:08:29] 尽管命人去给我捎信儿

[00:08:33] 哎呀

[00:08:34] 好心人呢

[00:08:36] 我这就感恩不尽呢

[00:08:39] 你放心

[00:08:40] 山下从此往后变成另外一个人了

[00:08:46] 一定谨守佛门的规矩也就是了

[00:08:50] 诶那就好那就好

[00:08:52] 那保重吧

[00:08:54] 我告辞了

[00:08:56] 哎呀

[00:08:57] 临行之时

[00:08:58] 鲁智深把他送到山门外

[00:09:01] 眼含痛泪

[00:09:03] 挥手告别

[00:09:05] 赵员外坐上轿子

[00:09:07] 带着仆人们走了

[00:09:10] 鲁智深回到文殊院

[00:09:14] 有知客的和尚领着他前院后院转悠转悠

[00:09:20] 你得熟悉熟悉环境啊

[00:09:23] 哪是大雄宝殿

[00:09:25] 哪是三世佛殿

[00:09:28] 哪是观音殿

[00:09:30] 哪是地藏殿

[00:09:33] 还有什么念经的经堂啊

[00:09:37] 甚至吃饭的伙房

[00:09:40] 厕所都交代的清清楚楚

[00:09:44] 最后把他领到文殊院紧后边这层院子

[00:09:50] 这院里还栽着不少的树木

[00:09:54] 环境清幽啊

[00:09:56] 一拉溜有十间房子

[00:09:59] 推门进去一看呢

[00:10:02] 这里边儿有1 00多和尚

[00:10:05] 正在这

[00:10:07] 五心朝天

[00:10:08] 闭目养神

[00:10:10] 练习打坐的功夫

[00:10:15] 原来刚入文殊院

[00:10:18] 这第一步的功课就得在这儿完成

[00:10:21] 你

[00:10:22] 和尚

[00:10:23] 必须得做

[00:10:25] 这个做工可要命啊

[00:10:29] 这就是佛门所说的禅功

[00:10:33] 也叫坐禅

[00:10:35] 一般的人腿发硬要不会盘腿可要了命了

[00:10:41] 比上刑都难受

[00:10:45] 堂头僧

[00:10:46] 赶紧迎接

[00:10:48] 监寺

[00:10:49] 告诉给他找个床位

[00:10:52] 能没有空地方吗

[00:10:54] 就这样给他加了一张床

[00:10:56] 放了一个蒲团

[00:10:58] 监寺

[00:10:59] 告诉他

[00:11:00] 智深呢

[00:11:01] 从今以后

[00:11:03] 你就在这块做工

[00:11:07] 所用的东西都放在床下

[00:11:10] 有什么事要请示堂头僧大师兄

[00:11:15] 他不答应的事儿不准你办

[00:11:18] 诶

[00:11:19] 山家明白了

[00:11:22] 等一切的事儿过后

[00:11:24] 到了晚上

[00:11:26] 鲁智深就感觉到腰酸腿疼

[00:11:30] 脑袋嗡嗡直响啊

[00:11:34] 心说这个麻烦都要把我抖了

[00:11:37] 散架子了

[00:11:39] 好好的睡他一觉

[00:11:42] 人家都在那坐着打禅练做功

[00:11:46] 他可好

[00:11:47] 把僧鞋脱了

[00:11:49] 仰面朝天往床上一弹

[00:11:52] 哎哟哎哎诶

[00:11:55] 好啊

[00:11:56] 水呀

[00:11:59] 堂头僧一看

[00:12:01] 像话吗

[00:12:02] 哪有出家人

[00:12:04] 呃

[00:12:05] 四脚朝天往这儿一躺

[00:12:08] 唐头僧赶紧过来了

[00:12:10] 阿弥陀佛

[00:12:12] 置身不可

[00:12:14] 坐起来

[00:12:16] 打禅得练坐功

[00:12:18] 你没看见吗

[00:12:20] 都在这儿坐着呢

[00:12:22] 哀家困了

[00:12:24] 我要睡觉不行

[00:12:27] 要想睡觉也得坐着睡

[00:12:29] 别人什么样你什么样

[00:12:32] 鲁智深把眼睛一瞪

[00:12:34] 胡说

[00:12:36] 我今儿个特别难受

[00:12:38] 我就是想躺着睡觉

[00:12:40] 我不懂你们这儿的规矩

[00:12:44] 说完

[00:12:45] 他不理堂头僧了

[00:12:47] 把头一歪

[00:12:49] 时间不大是鼻息如雷

[00:12:52] 呀呼呼的

[00:12:53] 他睡了

[00:12:55] 那100多和尚瞅瞅他

[00:12:58] 直咧嘴

[00:12:59] 心说

[00:13:00] 怎么收了这么个野鸟啊

[00:13:02] 这是什么玩意儿

[00:13:05] 由他在这一带头

[00:13:07] 整个这屋不就乱套了吗

[00:13:10] 可大伙儿敢怒而不敢言

[00:13:14] 第二天呢

[00:13:15] 堂头僧把这事儿竟禀报首座了

[00:13:20] 首座是文殊院的二把手

[00:13:23] 仅次于老方丈至臻呢

[00:13:27] 不敢跟长老说

[00:13:29] 跟首座说

[00:13:30] 这鲁智深什么玩意儿

[00:13:32] 头一天就破坏佛门的规矩

[00:13:35] 躺着睡觉

[00:13:38] 首座晃晃脑袋算了

[00:13:42] 你还不知道吗

[00:13:44] 他是老方丈的红人

[00:13:48] 当家的对他格外的偏爱

[00:13:53] 这鸡毛蒜皮的事儿就甭说了

[00:13:56] 他爱怎么地怎么地吧

[00:13:58] 打这儿之后

[00:14:00] 人家别人都练坐功

[00:14:03] 唯有他躺着睡觉

[00:14:06] 这鲁智深也太有点不拘小节了

[00:14:10] 你要合衣而卧

[00:14:12] 不影响旁人还行

[00:14:14] 这位不去热了

[00:14:16] 脱个走油蜡大光杆儿

[00:14:21] 让别人观之不雅呀

[00:14:24] 另外

[00:14:24] 不管什么时候

[00:14:26] 他起来是大扇大叫

[00:14:29] 大说大笑

[00:14:31] 走路的脚步也重

[00:14:34] 最使人讨厌的是

[00:14:37] 那厕所离着远

[00:14:40] 他有时候就不去

[00:14:41] 转到坐公堂后面

[00:14:44] 跑这儿便秘来

[00:14:47] 被人家发现之后啊

[00:14:49] 禀报首座

[00:14:50] 首座一看

[00:14:51] 这像话吗

[00:14:52] 这

[00:14:52] 这是清净禅林

[00:14:54] 哪有随便***尿尿的

[00:14:57] 禀报了老方丈

[00:14:59] 老方丈微微一皱眉

[00:15:02] 哎

[00:15:04] 他不懂清规

[00:15:07] 这也无需大惊小怪

[00:15:10] 他随便吧

[00:15:12] 你派两个小和尚给他收拾收拾不就得了吗

[00:15:16] 啊嘿

[00:15:18] 还带服侍大小便的

[00:15:22] 可老当家的说话

[00:15:24] 谁敢不听

[00:15:26] 诶这鲁智深随便

[00:15:29] 书说简短

[00:15:30] 光阴似箭

[00:15:32] 日月如梭

[00:15:35] 到入冬的季节了

[00:15:37] 这天一天比一天冷啊

[00:15:40] 鲁智深实在觉得太枯燥太烦闷了

[00:15:48] 这一天

[00:15:49] 吃完了饭

[00:15:50] 他出了山门

[00:15:52] 登高眺望五台山的景致

[00:15:57] 他一看呢

[00:15:58] 树叶都落了

[00:16:00] 寺外也是一片荒凉

[00:16:04] 不由得心里头一阵的难过

[00:16:08] 哎

[00:16:09] 向我

[00:16:11] 鲁达

[00:16:12] 乃是提辖官呢

[00:16:16] 只因打死人命

[00:16:18] 逃门在外

[00:16:20] 直落成这般模样

[00:16:23] 人不人鬼不鬼

[00:16:26] 纯属是个怪物

[00:16:29] 我怎么能出家呢

[00:16:31] 受这号窝囊气

[00:16:34] 好在呢

[00:16:35] 老方丈对我格外的开恩

[00:16:40] 有些事儿啊

[00:16:41] 只要发现是我干的

[00:16:44] 也就算过去了

[00:16:46] 这老师还不错

[00:16:49] 但有一样不让开荤

[00:16:52] 净吃素

[00:16:55] 这玩意儿真叫人受不了

[00:16:58] 这吃素哪有吃肉香

[00:17:01] 嗯

[00:17:02] 就拿我来说吧

[00:17:04] 多少年来

[00:17:05] 大碗喝酒

[00:17:07] 大口吃肉

[00:17:08] 冷不丁的楞不叫吃

[00:17:11] 谁受得了啊

[00:17:14] 前些时

[00:17:15] 赵员外偷偷摸摸的

[00:17:18] 还给我送点儿荤腥

[00:17:20] 最近能有半个多月没给我送吃的了

[00:17:25] 简直

[00:17:26] 我这身上都冒清水了都

[00:17:29] 哎

[00:17:31] 太馋了

[00:17:34] 他胡思乱想

[00:17:36] 一看

[00:17:37] 山门外半山腰有一座八角凉亭

[00:17:43] 他上山那会儿

[00:17:44] 还在这凉亭休息过

[00:17:47] 就这样的信步走进凉亭

[00:17:51] 往石墩上一坐

[00:17:54] 抱着磕膝盖

[00:17:55] 胡思乱想

[00:17:57] 嗨

[00:17:57] 您说巧不巧

[00:17:59] 正这时候

[00:18:01] 有一个送酒的人唱着山歌而来

[00:18:08] 鲁智深呢

[00:18:09] 这鼻子也好使唤

[00:18:10] 离着多远

[00:18:12] 他就闻着这酒香了

[00:18:14] 赶紧把眼睛睁开了

[00:18:17] 一看这小伙啊

[00:18:19] 能有二十七八岁

[00:18:21] 挑着挑

[00:18:22] 前后俩坛子都封着

[00:18:26] 腰里头系着围裙

[00:18:29] 可能经常上山

[00:18:31] 箭步如飞

[00:18:34] 这挑子

[00:18:35] 合山合山合山

[00:18:36] 嘎吱嘎吱嘎吱嘎吱

[00:18:38] 还带点的

[00:18:40] 这小伙儿一边唱着

[00:18:42] 一边奔文殊院

[00:18:44] 哎呀

[00:18:47] 鲁智深一看是心花怒放

[00:18:50] 他赶紧站起来了

[00:18:52] 施主诶

[00:18:54] 卖酒的

[00:18:55] 你过来

[00:18:56] 你过来

[00:18:57] 其实他不叫这个人

[00:18:59] 也得上凉亭来歇歇腿儿

[00:19:03] 何况叫他呢

[00:19:05] 这小伙把这酒挑啊

[00:19:07] 就挑进凉亭

[00:19:09] 往旁边一放

[00:19:11] 师傅

[00:19:11] 什么事

[00:19:14] 我说你这里边儿装的是什么好酒

[00:19:20] 嘿

[00:19:21] 想什么来什么

[00:19:24] 卖给我一坛子

[00:19:25] 怎么样

[00:19:26] 这小伙上下打量打量鲁智深

[00:19:31] 我说

[00:19:32] 师傅

[00:19:33] 你不是说梦话吗

[00:19:36] 要不你就是没睡醒撒

[00:19:38] 腻称吧

[00:19:40] 你既是五台山文殊院的和尚

[00:19:43] 你就应该懂这儿的规矩

[00:19:47] 连我这不是出家人

[00:19:49] 我全都懂啊

[00:19:51] 这第四届就是不要贪酒开荤呢

[00:19:57] 您怎么要犯清规呀

[00:19:59] 再者一说了

[00:20:01] 我们这卖酒的都归文殊院管

[00:20:05] 住的是文殊院的房子

[00:20:08] 种的是文殊院的地

[00:20:09] 连我们做小买卖都使的是文殊院的本钱

[00:20:15] 甄长老一再交代

[00:20:19] 这酒绝不能给和尚喝

[00:20:22] 如果我们偷着卖给和尚

[00:20:25] 就要收回我们的房子地

[00:20:28] 还要把我们送到官府治罪

[00:20:31] 饭碗子就砸了

[00:20:34] 我说大和尚

[00:20:35] 你这不没事儿拿我寻开心吗

[00:20:38] 你是诚心试验试验我怎么的

[00:20:42] 哎呀

[00:20:43] 我说这位大哥

[00:20:45] 我是诚心实意

[00:20:48] 老实跟你说

[00:20:50] 我出家不久

[00:20:51] 我就喜欢喝酒啊

[00:20:54] 这样吧

[00:20:55] 睁一眼闭着一眼

[00:20:57] 你行个方便

[00:20:59] 卖给我一坛子

[00:21:00] 要多少钱我给多少钱

[00:21:02] 不是不是

[00:21:03] 不不不不行不行不行

[00:21:05] 你

[00:21:05] 你就给我万两黄金

[00:21:08] 我也不能砸我的饭碗

[00:21:10] 我我走了

[00:21:11] 我走了

[00:21:13] 这位说着话

[00:21:14] 挑起挑来

[00:21:15] 转身要走

[00:21:16] 鲁智深能放他走吗

[00:21:18] 一伸手把那挑子绳子攥住了

[00:21:22] 说什么他也不撒开

[00:21:24] 这小伙子也走不了了

[00:21:26] 鲁智深嬉皮笑脸

[00:21:29] 我大哥

[00:21:31] 卖给我一坛子得了呗

[00:21:33] 你知我知

[00:21:35] 别人谁知道

[00:21:36] 不行不行

[00:21:37] 你说死我也不能干

[00:21:40] 那我且问你

[00:21:42] 你既然这酒不卖

[00:21:44] 又不准和尚喝酒

[00:21:46] 你

[00:21:47] 你

[00:21:47] 你给谁送去

[00:21:49] 那文殊院有谁能喝这两坛子酒

[00:21:53] 哎呀

[00:21:54] 我和尚你真不明白

[00:21:57] 你还没看见吗

[00:21:58] 文殊院里不光是和尚啊

[00:22:01] 还有不少打杂的俗家呢

[00:22:04] 你家俗家可以喝呀

[00:22:07] 我这是卖给他们的

[00:22:09] 他们能喝我就能喝

[00:22:12] 俩人争来争去

[00:22:14] 鲁智深这火爆的脾气

[00:22:16] 上来啊

[00:22:17] 啪一巴掌

[00:22:19] 他觉着没使劲

[00:22:22] 这卖酒的可受不了

[00:22:24] 嗷

[00:22:24] 一嗓子摔出一溜

[00:22:26] 滚去蹲那儿起不来了

[00:22:29] 打的眼花缭乱

[00:22:32] 蒙噔转向啊摸了摸

[00:22:35] 门牙这都活动了

[00:22:37] 心说

[00:22:38] 好厉害的凶僧啊

[00:22:41] 鲁智深利用这机会搬了一坛子酒

[00:22:46] 把风盖去掉

[00:22:48] 提鼻子先闻闻

[00:22:50] 好酒

[00:22:52] 好酒啊

[00:22:54] 一看

[00:22:55] 旁边还挂着个小瓢

[00:22:57] 他把瓢摘下来了

[00:22:59] 左一瓢右一瓢

[00:23:01] 吨吨吨吨吨

[00:23:03] 他咚吨吨吨吨

[00:23:05] 越喝越香

[00:23:06] 越喝越过瘾

[00:23:08] 后来呀

[00:23:09] 瓢崴不上来了

[00:23:10] 干脆把瓢扔了

[00:23:12] 把坛子抱起来

[00:23:14] 嘴对嘴长流水都咚吨吨吨吨吨吨

[00:23:20] 这一坛子15 斤

[00:23:22] 一口气儿

[00:23:24] 他全喝了

[00:23:26] 哎哟

[00:23:27] 喝的这过瘾劲儿就甭提了

[00:23:29] 喝完了手一滑

[00:23:31] E 嚓把坛子还给打了

[00:23:35] 卖酒的小伙直咧嘴

[00:23:37] 哎呀姑爷姑爷呀

[00:23:40] 今天我算遇上恶人了

[00:23:42] 这哪行啊

[00:23:44] 我非禀报长老去不可

[00:23:47] 索性呢

[00:23:48] 还剩一摊子

[00:23:50] 这位跟头咧血抱着这坛子酒

[00:23:54] 趔着扁担挑他跑了

[00:23:58] 他走了不说

[00:23:59] 单说鲁智深

[00:24:01] 他明知道犯了清规

[00:24:05] 心说

[00:24:05] 我先别回去

[00:24:07] 我在这儿休息休息

[00:24:09] 多攒这酒劲

[00:24:11] 过去了我再回庙

[00:24:14] 就这样

[00:24:15] 他坐到石头墩子上

[00:24:17] 闭目养神

[00:24:19] 哪知道

[00:24:19] 这酒真好

[00:24:21] 后反劲儿

[00:24:24] 刚才喝的时候

[00:24:26] 没觉着怎么样

[00:24:28] 时间不大

[00:24:29] 这酒就上了头了无

[00:24:32] 无

[00:24:35] 头重脚轻

[00:24:37] 热血沸腾

[00:24:39] 这心里就开了锅了

[00:24:43] 他在这儿忍了一个时辰

[00:24:45] 不但没过劲儿

[00:24:46] 越来还越来劲儿

[00:24:50] 他看看天要晚了

[00:24:52] 鲁智深心说

[00:24:54] 回庙歇着去吧

[00:24:55] 睡一觉明儿个就好了

[00:24:57] 哪知道一站起来

[00:24:59] 身子一摘歪

[00:25:00] 摔了个跟头

[00:25:02] 这一跟头摔的不要紧

[00:25:04] 摔碎了

[00:25:06] 再看鲁智深摇摇晃晃跟头咧血的

[00:25:12] 越走心里越发热

[00:25:15] 去

[00:25:15] 你他娘的

[00:25:18] 他把衣服脱了

[00:25:19] 光穿个裤子

[00:25:21] 光着膀子把僧衣往腰里头一系

[00:25:24] 不

[00:25:25] 不

[00:25:26] 哎呀

[00:25:29] 那坛子我怎么没喝

[00:25:32] 要喝了能顶一个月

[00:25:38] 迈大步往里闯

[00:25:41] 就来到山门

[00:25:45] 山门外有把门的两个值日僧

[00:25:50] 这值日僧往下一看啊

[00:25:54] 这不鲁智深嘛

[00:25:55] 喝醉了

[00:25:57] 离这么远就闻着酒气了

[00:26:00] 哎哟

[00:26:00] 这还了得

[00:26:02] 老方丈一再交代

[00:26:05] 出家人如果开荤动酒

[00:26:09] 这犯下清规

[00:26:11] 是绝对不能容饶啊

[00:26:13] 初犯也得揍40 扁担

[00:26:18] 我们就是管这个的

[00:26:20] 俩和尚商量一下

[00:26:23] 回去把竹杖取出来了

[00:26:26] 要怒打鲁智深