《Theme From Family Guy》歌词

[00:00:00] Theme From Family Guy (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Brian

[00:00:06] It seems today that all you see is violence in movies

[00:00:11] And sex on TV

[00:00:12] Peter but where are those good old fashioned values

[00:00:16] On which we used to rely

[00:00:18] Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo

[00:00:24] Or hedy lamarr

[00:00:25] Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez

[00:00:29] You want to curl up and die

[00:00:32] Lucky theres a family guy

[00:00:35] Lucky theres a man who positively can do

[00:00:38] All the things that make us

[00:00:40] Laugh and cry

[00:00:41] He's a family guy

[00:00:45] When I was young the songs were fair

[00:00:49] With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher

[00:00:52] Peter but now we get justin timber homo

[00:00:55] A heartache all gone awry

[00:00:58] Brian the classic films were works of arts

[00:01:01] The images were graceful the stories were smart

[00:01:04] But now we get matrix revolution

[00:01:08] I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme

[00:01:09] But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking

[00:01:11] Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella

[00:01:16] Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of

[00:01:19] Apple pie

[00:01:20] He's a family guy

[00:01:26] His smiles a simple delight

[00:01:28] He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites

[00:01:31] Peter

[00:01:32] Meg he bought me my cute little hat

[00:01:35] Brian yeah we should have a talk about that

[00:01:37] About that and his hat

[00:02:35] He's mastered the comedy arts

[00:02:38] He says look out hiroshima then casually farts

[00:02:41] He's loaded with sexy appeal

[00:02:44] And best of all my titties are real have a feel

[00:02:48] Brian no thank you

[00:02:49] I gave it the office

[00:02:50] Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and

[00:02:52] Pretty laura petrie has dicky van dyke

[00:02:55] But who around here could fill those loafers

[00:02:59] But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy

[00:03:05] Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us

[00:03:10] Laugh and cry

[00:03:11] He's a family guy he's a family guy

[00:03:31] Oh my thank you very much what a welcome

[00:03:35] I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show

[00:03:40] Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious

[00:03:42] Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea

[00:03:46] Should tell you I'm generous

[00:03:47] I shouldnt actually have to spend any money

[00:03:48] Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit

[00:03:50] Brian yeah it is a little bright

[00:03:51] You know brian I I just noticed something

[00:03:52] With that light shining on you from that angle

[00:03:55] You look a lot like jamie farr

[00:03:59] Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh

[00:04:02] It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears

[00:04:05] Really how so

[00:04:06] Well you you got that thing going on with your eyes

[00:04:08] Like britney does you know where

[00:04:09] You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart

[00:04:13] Uh a a almost like there was some immediate post birth

[00:04:17] Surgery that should have been done but it was the south

[00:04:19] So they didn't have the medical technology

[00:04:22] Oh I see

[00:04:23] Mom

[00:04:24] Yes honey

[00:04:25] I have a wedgie

[00:04:28] Lois chris honey wait until the intermission then you can fix it

[00:04:32] Well we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight

[00:04:35] We got music we got comedy

[00:04:36] We got behind the scenes crap from the show

[00:04:38] Thats right for example not a lot of people know this

[00:04:42] But in one episode of the show there was a flashback of brian

[00:04:45] When he was a puppy now they couldn't find a puppy

[00:04:48] Who looked enough like him

[00:04:50] So they actually built a dog suit for the scene

[00:04:52] And the actor of inside the suit was raven symon

[00:04:56] Who was olivia on the cosby show

[00:04:58] Fascinating bit of trivia

[00:04:59] All right okay I got one for ya

[00:05:01] You know the sound stage where we shoot family guy

[00:05:04] Is the same stage where they shot the golden girls

[00:05:06] Back in the 80s right

[00:05:07] Now one of the stage hands was telling me a a pretty intense story

[00:05:11] I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot

[00:05:14] And uh the audience was waiting and uh nobody could find bea arthur

[00:05:17] So everybodys freaking out and uh then one of the producers runs in

[00:05:21] And says cancel the show tonight bea arthurs in jail

[00:05:24] Oh my god

[00:05:25] Yeah apparently she had a little too much to drink

[00:05:28] Before the show and uh they found her standing on the street corner

[00:05:30] Exposing her penis to traffic

[00:05:34] Oh my god

[00:05:35] Ew thats disgusting

[00:05:36] Can you believe that

[00:05:38] Wait a minute how the hell can bea arthur have a penis

[00:05:40] Eh special permit

[00:05:42] I say what is it with these actors

[00:05:44] They're perfectly normal people in civilian life

[00:05:46] And then they come out to hollywood and just go f**king berserk

[00:05:51] You gotta watch your language kid

[00:05:52] Oh its a record album for gods sake

[00:05:54] Lets cut loose a bit

[00:05:55] Nipples hehe

[00:05:57] Perfect example

[00:05:59] Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with

[00:06:02] On television these days I I was watching law and order the other night

[00:06:05] And I swear to god I heard someone use the word balls

[00:06:09] And I thought to myself my god that that dick wolf just does

[00:06:13] Whatever he damn well pleases doesn't he

[00:06:14] Bringing words like balls into americas living rooms

[00:06:18] I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room

[00:06:20] And use the word balls

[00:06:23] Uh I think that would be breaking an entering

[00:06:26] You know

[00:06:26] I am so glad they allowed us to bring stewie this evening

[00:06:29] The last show we did we had to leave him at home

[00:06:31] They did'nt allow babies in the theater

[00:06:32] Well of course people wanted to be able to enjoy the show

[00:06:35] I am a show you lack witted beetle head ugh

[00:06:39] Oh what a night that was my babysitter was a total bitch

[00:06:42] Thats very rude

[00:06:45] Especially since your babysitter is here tonight

[00:06:48] Ladies and gentlemen MS hailey duff

[00:06:54] Duff hi mr and mrs griffin

[00:06:55] How are ya sweetheart

[00:06:56] So was it really that bad babysitting stewie

[00:06:59] Duff you want the truth well okay

[00:07:01] So after you and peter left for dinner

[00:07:03] I no wait a minute lets tell this story right