《News with Mark Alford 3(Skit)》歌词

[00:00:01] Ever since the meteor strikAnnotatee earlier this week

[00:00:03] The burgundy mist or fog

[00:00:04] Has been spreading throughout the metro

[00:00:06] Since then there had been numerous reports of strange

[00:00:09] But positive side effects

[00:00:11] Including a dramatic decrease in crime

[00:00:15] Kansas City Police are stunned

[00:00:17] This week they have responded to ZERO emergency calls

[00:00:21] Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes

[00:00:25] Since the burgundy skies overtook the city

[00:00:27] Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly

[00:00:31] School administrators as well as the police chiefs say

[00:00:34] If this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies

[00:00:38] Then they certainly hope the burgundy

[00:00:40] Mist will keep spreading for the good of mankind

[00:00:43] They say their hope is that this

[00:00:44] Cold harsh earth

[00:00:46] Will eventually become a better place for us all to live

[00:00:50] I'm Mark Alford Goodnight