《Can You Stand Upon One Leg》歌词

[00:00:00] Can You Stand Upon One Leg - The Divine Comedy

[00:00:00] One more time

[00:00:11] Can you stand upon one leg

[00:00:16] It's harder than you think

[00:00:20] If you can do it without falling down

[00:00:23] You can do just about anything

[00:00:29] Go on see if you can

[00:00:33] See how long you can stand on one leg

[00:00:46] Can you beat your dad at chess

[00:00:51] It's harder than you think

[00:00:55] Sit him down at Christmas

[00:00:56] Turn the TV off

[00:00:58] Give him lots of chocolates and a drink

[00:01:03] And he might give you a match

[00:01:08] And when you've been duly

[00:01:10] Dispatched he will laugh

[00:01:14] Ha ha ha

[00:01:16] And you'll say one more game

[00:01:20] Can you write a silly song

[00:01:25] It's harder than you think

[00:01:29] One that's not too short

[00:01:31] One that's not too long

[00:01:33] One that can make everybody sing

[00:01:38] Go on give it a try

[00:01:42] You might do better than I

[00:01:46] It's just like trying to stand on one leg

[00:01:52] Tell me can you tell a funny joke

[00:01:59] One that makes you laugh out loud

[00:02:04] One that makes the milk come out your nose

[00:02:07] If you know a funny joke then tell it now

[00:02:24] That's not bad I'm impressed

[00:02:28] But there's one final test

[00:02:36] Can you hold a singing note

[00:02:40] For a stupidly long time

[00:02:44] Well it's my party piece

[00:02:46] So let's make it a little harder

[00:02:48] By starting it way up high

[00:02:53] Come on give it a go

[00:02:57] Let's see how long you can hold on to a note