《写手之死》歌词

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[00:00:04] 携手之死
[00:00:09] 丑牛是一个网络写手
[00:00:12] 做他们这一行
[00:00:14] 想要赚到钱
[00:00:16] 必须保证每天都有稳定的更新
[00:00:20] 不然
[00:00:20] 之前做的一切都要付诸东流了
[00:00:25] 这一天
[00:00:27] 丑牛写的那本小说已经到了该上架的时候
[00:00:32] 编辑给他发消息
[00:00:34] 让他今天多更新一点
[00:00:38] 丑牛欣然答应
[00:00:40] 没上架之前
[00:00:42] 他能保证每天三更
[00:00:45] 既然今天上架
[00:00:47] 那就爆发一下五更
[00:00:51] 从早上起来
[00:00:53] 丑牛就开始忙活构思码字
[00:00:58] 但是她的状态不佳
[00:01:00] 写了一上午
[00:01:02] 愣是没写完一张
[00:01:05] 丑牛着急起来
[00:01:07] 他觉得自己今天有些倒霉
[00:01:11] 中午吃完饭
[00:01:13] 丑妞打算出去散散心
[00:01:15] 就走到了护城河边儿
[00:01:18] 这个时候
[00:01:20] 一个算命的老头儿看见它
[00:01:22] 对他摇了摇头
[00:01:24] 叹气道
[00:01:27] 哎
[00:01:28] 小伙子啊
[00:01:30] 只怕你活不长了
[00:01:35] 丑牛心想
[00:01:37] 这骗子的伎俩还没他小说里的人物高明呢
[00:01:41] 就没搭理他
[00:01:43] 转身回了家
[00:01:46] 然后坐在电脑前开始码字
[00:01:50] 整整一个下午
[00:01:53] 丑牛只更新了两章
[00:01:56] 吃过饭后才勉强完成第三更
[00:02:01] 就在丑牛把第三更上传完
[00:02:05] 突然看到自己背后出现了一个拿着镰刀的恶鬼
[00:02:11] 他被吓的一下子坐到了地上
[00:02:16] 阎王爷
[00:02:18] 让我来取你的命
[00:02:22] 那个恶鬼幽幽地开口
[00:02:26] 臭妞心里咯噔了一下
[00:02:29] 看来那个算命的老头儿没有骗他
[00:02:33] 他心如死灰
[00:02:35] 心想
[00:02:36] 反正自己都要死了
[00:02:38] 不如完成答应读者的五更
[00:02:42] 于是对那个恶鬼求情道
[00:02:46] 我是个网络写手
[00:02:48] 今天答应读者有五张更新
[00:02:52] 现在才完成三更
[00:02:54] 能让我把剩下的两更完成
[00:02:56] 再带我走吗
[00:02:58] 谁知那恶鬼听了丑牛的话
[00:03:02] 二话没说
[00:03:03] 挥起镰刀就把他给杀了
[00:03:08] 看着倒在地上的丑牛
[00:03:10] 内恶鬼一脸无奈的说
[00:03:15] 对不住了
[00:03:16] 兄弟
[00:03:17] 本来让你多活一会儿也无所谓
[00:03:22] 但你都这么说了
[00:03:24] 我就得赶紧带你走
[00:03:27] 阎王让你三更死
[00:03:31] 谁敢留你到五更啊
[00:03:43] 谨以此篇鬼故事献给抗日之兵魂传说的作者丑牛1985
[00:03:52] 呵呵
[00:03:54] 您的那本书把我折磨够呛
[00:03:57] 我也要在故事里把你折磨一下
[00:04:00] 不要怪我哟
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