《King Of Scurf》歌词

[00:00:00] King Of Scurf - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:00:17] I had alot of acne and pimples (pop pop)

[00:00:23] I had to stay at home

[00:00:26] Eventually no one came near me

[00:00:31] (Eeeew Eeoogh )

[00:00:32] All I had was my comb

[00:00:36] And when it came to girls

[00:00:38] The other guys seemed to have all the luck

[00:00:43] (Why hello honey like to come to the high school hop tonight huh

[00:00:46] Wha hy you little chickadee )

[00:00:47] Until one day I heard them say

[00:00:49] (His comb is full of muck )

[00:00:54] (Now he's the King of Scurf)

[00:00:56] They know me everywhere

[00:00:59] (King of Scurf)

[00:01:00] I got filthy hair

[00:01:03] (He's got dandruff)

[00:01:06] More'n my share

[00:01:07] I'm the King of Scurfers yeah

[00:01:12] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:01:15] Hmm hmm hmm

[00:01:17] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:01:20] Ooo ooo oooo

[00:01:21] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:01:25] Oh oh

[00:01:26] (King of Scurfers yeah )

[00:01:30] Only last Saturday

[00:01:32] We had a scene at our local pub

[00:01:36] (Yah yiy yiy yiy that was fantastic )

[00:01:39] Everybody was jumpin' and jivin'

[00:01:42] (Jump Oooo )

[00:01:43] Some were doin' the Bop

[00:01:45] (Bop shoo waddy waddy)

[00:01:46] Oh look what came over there

[00:01:48] I was shooping my head

[00:01:49] The dandruff spread

[00:01:50] Wow Look at him go

[00:01:52] Like leaves blowin' off of the trees

[00:01:56] Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers

[00:02:00] In scurf right up to their knees

[00:02:02] I can feel it in my sneakers

[00:02:04] (Now he's the King of Scurf)

[00:02:06] They know me everywhere

[00:02:09] (King of Scurf)

[00:02:10] I got filthy hair

[00:02:13] (He's got dandruff)

[00:02:16] More'n my share

[00:02:17] I'm the King of Scurfers yeah

[00:02:22] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:02:26] Oool ooo ooo ooo ooo

[00:02:27] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:02:31] Oooo hooo

[00:02:32] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:02:34] Oh oh

[00:02:35] King of Scurfers yeah

[00:02:42] At the beach one day

[00:02:44] A muscle man kicked some sand in my face

[00:02:49] (Ha ha ha ha ha)

[00:02:51] So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome

[00:02:55] And soon put him back in his place

[00:02:58] That's better

[00:02:59] You see the top of my head

[00:03:01] Was evenly spread

[00:03:03] Like the snow on top of the Alps (whoosh )

[00:03:08] The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids

[00:03:12] When they saw the state of my scalp

[00:03:14] Wow The perfect amount

[00:03:15] (Now he's the King of Scurf)

[00:03:18] They know me everywhere

[00:03:21] (King of Scurf)

[00:03:22] I got filthy hair

[00:03:25] (He's got dandruff)

[00:03:27] More'n my share

[00:03:29] I'm the King of Scurfers yeah

[00:03:32] Guess I'll just have to start from scratch

[00:03:34] (Oooo scurfing yeah)

[00:03:38] Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

[00:03:40] (Oooo scurfing yeah)

[00:03:42] Ooo ooo ooo oooo

[00:03:43] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:03:47] Woo oooo oooo oooo

[00:03:48] King of Scurfers yeah

[00:03:51] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:03:54] Oh oh oh oh wah aaaah

[00:03:56] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:03:59] Aah aah aah aaaah aah

[00:04:00] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:04] The King of Scurf

[00:04:04] (King of Scurfers yeah )

[00:04:09] (Oooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:12] Wah aah aah aah aah

[00:04:13] (Oooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:15] Whoa oh oh aah aaah

[00:04:17] (Oooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:20] Wah aah aah aaahahaa

[00:04:21] (King of Scurfers yeah )

[00:04:26] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:30] Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo

[00:04:32] (Ooooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:34] Ooo ooo ooo oooo

[00:04:35] (Oooo scurfing yeah)

[00:04:38] Whoah oaah wah aah

[00:04:39] (King of Scurfers yeah )