《Avanti (Ten Don’ts for Honeymooners)》歌词

[00:00:00] Avanti(ten don'ts for honeymooners) - The Monochrome Set

[00:00:09] Asking naked down Mt Everest

[00:00:12] With lilies up your nose

[00:00:13] I'd punt up the ganges in a vest

[00:00:16] And holler 'thar she blows'

[00:00:18] I'd fish for tunny in meat madras

[00:00:21] With blotting pads as bait

[00:00:22] I'd converse with shrimps of higher class

[00:00:25] About the church and state

[00:00:27] I'd play hoop la with saturn's rings

[00:00:30] I'd play hoop la with saturn's rings

[00:00:32] I'd tie a knot in erroll flynn's

[00:00:35] Yip yip

[00:00:36] Sing yi yi yip yip yipee ying

[00:00:40] For you

[00:00:47] I'd dance the polka in a dhoti

[00:00:49] Arid whistle the rite of spring

[00:00:51] I'd recite hamlet's soliloquy

[00:00:54] While munching onion rings

[00:00:56] I'd plant a stickleback in a field

[00:00:58] On st augustine's day

[00:01:00] I'd sharpen your sword and beat your shield

[00:01:03] And somersault up a brae

[00:01:04] I'd juggle with jupiter's moons

[00:01:09] I'd flatten the sahara's dunes

[00:01:12] Yip yip

[00:01:13] Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yoon

[00:01:17] For you

[00:01:35] I don't build a pyramid on the pole

[00:01:38] With frosties packets and glue

[00:01:39] I'd serve rubber bullets in a bowl

[00:01:42] And call it irish stew

[00:01:44] I'd change all the water into wine

[00:01:47] And walk on the dead sea

[00:01:49] Never sing the song of the golden rhine

[00:01:51] With an augmented tea

[00:01:53] I'd make a world in seven days

[00:01:56] I'd pasteurise they

[00:01:57] I'd pasteurise the milky way

[00:02:01] Yip yip

[00:02:01] Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yay

[00:02:06] I'd play hoop la with saturn's rings

[00:02:08] La with saturn's rings

[00:02:11] I'd tie a knot in erroll flynn's

[00:02:13] Yip yip

[00:02:14] Sing yi yi yip yip yipee ying

[00:02:19] I'd juggle with jupiter's moons

[00:02:23] I'd flatten the sahara's dunes

[00:02:26] Yip yip

[00:02:27] Sing yi yi yip yip yi pee yoon

[00:02:31] I'd play hoop

[00:02:33] La with saturn's rings

[00:02:36] I'd tie a knot in erroll flynn's

[00:02:39] Yip yip

[00:02:40] Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yole

[00:02:44] I'd dole ensqueeze

[00:02:47] I'd dole ensqueeze

[00:02:49] Vanicashe mare imbrium

[00:02:52] Ay ay

[00:02:53] Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yun

[00:02:57] I'd dole ensqueeze

[00:03:00] I'd dole ensqueeze

[00:03:02] Tara diddle dyno so sining