《I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:03] Mom made beans for dinner i know i ate em all

[00:00:07] Said come get your coat on going to the mall

[00:00:11] Gonna visit santa and sit upon his knee

[00:00:15] But all that i could think about was

[00:00:16] How not to cut the cheese

[00:00:18] Waiting there for santa thought that i'd explode

[00:00:22] The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho ho ho

[00:00:26] Tried my best to hide it thought i was doing swell

[00:00:29] But when i sat down on santa's lap

[00:00:31] He hollered what's that smell

[00:00:33] I farted on santa's lap

[00:00:37] Now christmas is gonna stink for me

[00:00:41] I farted on santa's lap

[00:00:44] Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree

[00:00:48] I asked him for a baseball i asked him for a bat

[00:00:52] I asked him for some ice skates

[00:00:54] But i'll get none of that

[00:00:56] I asked him for a lot of things i'll have to do without

[00:00:59] Cause when i sat down on santa's lap i let one slip out

[00:01:03] I farted on santa's lap

[00:01:07] Now christmas is gonna stink for me

[00:01:11] I farted on santa's lap

[00:01:14] Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree

[00:01:18] On christmas eve i snuck out of my

[00:01:20] Bed without a sound

[00:01:22] I went down to the living room

[00:01:24] Just to take a look around

[00:01:25] It was then that i saw santa next to the christmas tree

[00:01:29] His arms were full of presents and they were all for me

[00:01:33] He put them on a pile got up to turn around

[00:01:37] And blew a fart with such great force

[00:01:39] Our tree almost came down

[00:01:41] And so i'll always cherish that special moment when

[00:01:44] I realize even old saint nick whurps one now and then

[00:01:48] I farted on santa's lap

[00:01:52] And christmas didn't stink for me

[00:01:56] I farted on santa's lap

[00:01:59] And santa let one on my christmas tree