《She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)》歌词

[00:00:00] She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK频道)

[00:00:08] Well I guess it was back in sixty three

[00:00:10] When eating my cooking got the better of me

[00:00:12] So asked this little girl

[00:00:13] I was going with to be my wife

[00:00:16] Well she said she would so I said I do

[00:00:19] But I'd have said

[00:00:19] I wouldn't If I'd of just knew

[00:00:21] How saying

[00:00:21] I do would gonna screw up all of my life

[00:00:25] Well the first few years weren't all that bad

[00:00:27] I'll never forget the good times we had

[00:00:29] Cause I'm reminded every month

[00:00:30] When I send her the child support

[00:00:34] Well it wasn't too long 'til the lust all died

[00:00:36] And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised

[00:00:38] The day I come home and found

[00:00:39] My suitcase sitting out on the porch

[00:00:42] Well I tried to get in she changed the locks

[00:00:45] Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said

[00:00:47] Goodbye

[00:00:47] Turkey my attorney will be in touch

[00:00:51] So I decided right then and there

[00:00:52] I was gonna do what's right

[00:00:54] Give her fair share

[00:00:55] But brother

[00:00:56] I didn't know her share was gonna be that much

[00:00:59] She got the gold mine

[00:01:01] I got the shaft

[00:01:03] They split it right down the middle

[00:01:05] And then they give her the better half

[00:01:08] Well it all sounds sort of funny

[00:01:10] But it hurts too much to laugh

[00:01:12] She got the gold mine

[00:01:14] I got the shaft

[00:01:18] Now listen you ain't heard nothing yet

[00:01:20] Why they gave her the color television set

[00:01:23] Then they give her the house

[00:01:24] The kids and both of the cars

[00:01:27] See then they start talking about child support

[00:01:29] Alimony and the cost of the court

[00:01:30] Didn't take me long to figure out

[00:01:32] How far in the toilet I was

[00:01:35] I'm telling you they have made a mistake

[00:01:38] Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes

[00:01:40] Besides everything I ever had worth taking

[00:01:42] They've already took

[00:01:44] While she's living like a queen on alimony

[00:01:46] I'm working two shifts eating balogna

[00:01:48] Asking myself

[00:01:48] Why didn't you just learn how to cook

[00:01:52] They gave her the gold mine they give me the shaft

[00:01:57] They say they're splitting it all down the middle

[00:01:59] But she got the better half

[00:02:01] Well it all sounds mighty funny

[00:02:03] But it hurts too much to laugh

[00:02:05] She got the gold mine

[00:02:07] I got the shaft

[00:02:26] Yeah she got the gold mine

[00:02:28] I got the shaft

[00:02:31] They split it all down the middle

[00:02:33] And then they give her the better half

[00:02:35] Well I guess it all sounds sort of funny

[00:02:37] But it hurts too much to laugh

[00:02:39] She got the gold mine

[00:02:41] I got the shaft

[00:02:44] You ain't kidding

[00:02:45] I got the shaft

[00:02:47] Well I don't have to worry about toting a billfold no more

[00:02:52] I'll let my wife tote it

[00:02:54] I'm gonna be carrying food stamps you get it Judge

[00:02:58] I'm gonna be indebted

[00:03:00] That's not funny huh

[00:03:03] Contempt of court

[00:03:05] What do you mean