《Henrietta Longbottom (Instrumental)》歌词

[00:00:00] Henrietta Longbottom - Felt

[00:00:31] Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom

[00:00:34] Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em

[00:00:36] I never really met her but I know it's all true

[00:00:39] I never seen her either but my brother say she cool

[00:00:41] Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness

[00:00:44] Everyone's a customer all up in your business

[00:00:47] One's in your circle that don't even know ya

[00:00:49] The same one's that circulate the stories for ya

[00:00:52] I seen Henrietta sittin' down by the rail

[00:00:54] Messin' with a camel toe talkin' on her cell

[00:00:57] Breakin' up some w**d gettin' ready for her blunt

[00:00:59] But she never felt the need to fix

[00:01:01] The wedgie in the front

[00:01:02] She kept to herself

[00:01:03] Only had a few associates

[00:01:05] People of the village got curious

[00:01:07] But most would just make up stories

[00:01:09] Some rumors

[00:01:09] Some gossip

[00:01:10] But Henrietta didn't care

[00:01:12] Hands in her pockets

[00:01:12] I heard she used to kick

[00:01:14] It down by the river bed

[00:01:15] She used to date an old man

[00:01:17] That lived out in a shed

[00:01:18] I heard he had blue hair

[00:01:19] Honestly who cares

[00:01:21] The whole town used to say I wonder what they do there

[00:01:23] Well I heard he was bird

[00:01:24] Plus he was her dad

[00:01:26] Father of a dragon ball

[00:01:27] Her momma was a crocodile

[00:01:29] They used to drag race down at the strip

[00:01:31] In a Chevy Nova

[00:01:32] 'Cross bow with an extra clip

[00:01:34] Hands up when they rollin' through your city

[00:01:36] Chewin' on some stuff mix it up with some wrigley

[00:01:39] Fumes from the car makin' everybody dizzy

[00:01:42] Bumpin' Flaming Lips Johnny cash and biggie

[00:01:44] Kick in the door

[00:01:45] Beatin' her dead horse

[00:01:47] It died

[00:01:47] She made dog food

[00:01:48] No loss

[00:01:49] She's a hooligan

[00:01:50] Amateur sex movies and fresh kicks

[00:01:52] But her breath smells like Chicken boullian

[00:01:54] Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom

[00:01:57] Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em

[00:02:00] I never really met her but I know it's all true

[00:02:02] I never seen her either but my brother say she cool

[00:02:05] Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness

[00:02:08] Everyone's a customer all up in your business

[00:02:10] One's in your circle that don't even know ya

[00:02:12] The same one's that circulate the stories for ya

[00:02:15] She had a pink bandanna hangin' out her back pocket

[00:02:18] She was in a gang that wore miss matched socks and

[00:02:21] Met up every Tuesday for beer and some bingo

[00:02:23] Since the horse died she had to ride a flamingo ha

[00:02:26] He couldn't talk but he knew how to sing she

[00:02:28] Did a little dust then cut off his wings then

[00:02:31] Stuck them to her back

[00:02:32] Took a sniff of gasoline

[00:02:33] And went door to door tryin' to sell magazines

[00:02:36] Hair in a ponytail

[00:02:38] Cocked to the side

[00:02:39] Patch on her left open up the right eye

[00:02:42] Dental floss and band aids to hold her pants up

[00:02:44] 20 inch waist but a double D cup

[00:02:46] W T F**k

[00:02:48] Whoo

[00:02:48] She's a true fox

[00:02:50] She uses glue to what's hold up her tube socks

[00:02:52] She's a ninja

[00:02:53] High score on Centipede

[00:02:55] Played pro hockey till her body caught an injury

[00:02:57] Henrietta Henrietta girl where you been

[00:03:00] Drowning in a bath tub filled up with gin

[00:03:02] Doesn't work a lot but she grows her own crop

[00:03:05] Last week she killed some

[00:03:06] Navy Seals for tryin' to steal her crop

[00:03:07] I don't know if you care or if you invest

[00:03:10] But Henrietta's dead

[00:03:11] No more no less

[00:03:13] Never really met her so I'm not losin' sleep

[00:03:15] But Longbottom is long gone

[00:03:17] Rest in peace

[00:03:23] Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom

[00:03:26] Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em

[00:03:28] When I say

[00:03:30] You say