《Toothless People》歌词

[00:00:00] Toothless People - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:02] Written by：Al Yankovic/D. Hall/Mick Jagger/D. Stewart

[00:00:11] They only show you their gums when they smile

[00:00:19] Ain't got a tooth in their heads now how vile

[00:00:27] Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce

[00:00:36] They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

[00:00:43] Hey stand up

[00:00:51] Toothless people

[00:00:55] The breath is lethal

[00:00:58] Wanna tell you

[00:01:00] Hey come on stand up get on your feet

[00:01:07] Toothless people

[00:01:11] Old and feeble

[00:01:15] What I say

[00:01:17] No more of those pearly whites will they posses

[00:01:26] Their oral hygiene is frightful a mess

[00:01:34] Lots of them suffering from trench mouth and gum disease

[00:01:42] At least they don't have to worry about cavities

[00:01:50] Hey stand up take out your teeth

[00:01:57] Toothless people

[00:02:01] Old and feeble

[00:02:04] Oh yes

[00:02:06] You can brush them you can floss them

[00:02:10] They're something you just can't ignore

[00:02:14] If you lose them you're in trouble

[00:02:18] 'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

[00:02:22] You need something to show your dentist

[00:02:27] The next time he makes you say ahh

[00:02:31] You don't wanna have to wind up

[00:02:35] Eating all of your food through a straw

[00:02:43] Like toothless people

[00:02:52] Toothless people

[00:02:54] You better brush your teeth now

[00:03:05] Toothless toothless toothless toothless people