《Girls Ain’t Nothing But Trouble》歌词

[00:00:00] Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

[00:00:18] Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble

[00:00:20] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

[00:00:23] So next time a girl gives you the play

[00:00:25] Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

[00:00:28] Just last week when I was walking down the street

[00:00:30] I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet

[00:00:33] I walked up to her I said hello

[00:00:35] She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know

[00:00:38] But by the way sweetheart what's your name

[00:00:40] She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine

[00:00:43] I said my name is the Prince and she said why

[00:00:45] I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy

[00:00:47] But enough about me yo let's talk about you

[00:00:50] And all the wonderful things that you and I can do

[00:00:53] I popped some cash and in a little bit of time

[00:00:55] I showed some cash and the girl was mine

[00:00:57] I took her over town I wined her and dined her

[00:01:00] She ask me did I like her I said well kinda

[00:01:02] All of a sudden she jumped out her seat

[00:01:05] Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street

[00:01:07] She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging

[00:01:10] So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin

[00:01:12] She got mad looked me dead in my face

[00:01:14] Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape

[00:01:18] I got scared when she started to yell

[00:01:19] So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell

[00:01:22] I was duckin through alleys right and left

[00:01:24] But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death

[00:01:27] I was arrested charged with agrivated assault

[00:01:30] (yo Clancy we got him)

[00:01:31] But it wasn't my fault

[00:01:32] Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble

[00:01:34] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

[00:01:37] So next time a girl gives you the play

[00:01:39] Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

[00:01:52] I was in a bar one Friday night

[00:01:54] Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight

[00:01:56] I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla

[00:01:59] When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila

[00:02:02] I responded by saying hello

[00:02:03] She paid for my drink and then said let's go

[00:02:06] 20 minutes later things were starting to cook

[00:02:08] As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots

[00:02:11] The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses

[00:02:14] She started winking and making little passes

[00:02:16] At me she pat me close that's when she got bold

[00:02:18] She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold

[00:02:21] We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing

[00:02:23] Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring

[00:02:26] I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek

[00:02:28] And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets

[00:02:31] I felt that it was time for me to make my move

[00:02:33] I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove

[00:02:35] I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue

[00:02:38] A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you

[00:02:40] Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin

[00:02:43] And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb

[00:02:45] I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go

[00:02:48] I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window

[00:02:50] Just my luck we were in a snow storm

[00:02:52] And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm

[00:02:55] And to top the night off I had to break in my place

[00:02:58] Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case

[00:03:00] I was done sneezing and coughing

[00:03:02] I hope this doesn't happen to often

[00:03:05] But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble

[00:03:07] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

[00:03:10] So next time a girl gives you the play

[00:03:12] Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

[00:03:26] Yo man you think they see your point

[00:03:28] I don't know I don't think they really do

[00:03:30] I think you should give 'em another example

[00:03:32] Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

[00:03:34] I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year

[00:03:37] It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear

[00:03:39] I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert

[00:03:44] (I'm wit it)

[00:03:45] It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready

[00:03:47] (yeah)

[00:03:47] Aight fine see you then Betty

[00:03:49] I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth

[00:03:52] Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox

[00:03:54] Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet

[00:03:56] Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet

[00:03:59] I sat there for at least an hour

[00:04:01] It was ten after nine before she got in the shower

[00:04:04] 9:35 she comes downstairs

[00:04:06] And said I need a little longer to finish my hair

[00:04:09] At ten o'clock we had then missed the show

[00:04:11] She comes downstairs and says let's go

[00:04:14] Go where go to sleep I'm gone

[00:04:16] I was steamin like a demon as I drove home

[00:04:18] But it just goes to show

[00:04:20] Not trying to bust your bubble

[00:04:21] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

[00:04:24] So next time a girl gives you the play

[00:04:26] Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes

[00:04:29] Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

[00:04:34] Man first your parents just don't understand

[00:04:36] Then you having these crazy nightmares

[00:04:39] I know why me man why me

[00:04:40] What's next

[00:04:41] Now these girls man you know how it is

[00:04:45] Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em