《I Don’t Give A Honk(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Nowadays everybody's using curse words

[00:00:03] Seems to me like it ain't necessary

[00:00:05] Yeah so when I get steamed

[00:00:07] Yo - I tell 'em like this:

[00:00:10] I don't give a honk I don't give a honk

[00:00:13] And if you think I do my friend

[00:00:14] Then you're wronk

[00:00:15] Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk

[00:00:18] You think I'm a funk but we don't give a honk

[00:00:20] I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose

[00:00:23] Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose

[00:00:25] Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint

[00:00:28] Man if I was Senator it'd be a honkless state

[00:00:30] Yo I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace"

[00:00:33] So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees

[00:00:35] I don't give a honk You picked the wrong dude

[00:00:38] If a honk was my virginity consider me prude

[00:00:41] I consider it rude to have honk-spectations

[00:00:43] Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation

[00:00:46] On a long space station can't hear you scream

[00:00:48] And they sure can't hear you honk know what I mean

[00:00:51] Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

[00:00:53] And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk

[00:00:56] You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs

[00:00:58] But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk

[00:01:01] Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too)

[00:01:03] I literally stick 'em to my body with glue

[00:01:05] Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln you're a real smart cookie

[00:01:08] Teach a class about giving a honk I'm playing hooky

[00:01:11] Now what you gonna do with all your honks

[00:01:13] Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk

[00:01:16] Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk

[00:01:18] And at his funeral everyone will sing this sonk

[00:01:21] Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

[00:01:23] Got a theory that we do Well your theory's debunked

[00:01:26] Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch-

[00:01:28] Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk

[00:01:31] You know a honk in some countries is considered a food

[00:01:34] And if you don't eat it all it's considered quite rude

[00:01:36] We all know we're born with 100 honks

[00:01:38] But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks

[00:01:41] And the honks are the barrels

[00:01:43] The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks

[00:01:45] Like they were Christmas carols

[00:01:46] I'll punch you in the jeans

[00:01:47] But this ain't Lonely Island

[00:01:49] And if I catch you steaming my honks

[00:01:50] I'll get violent

[00:01:51] Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

[00:01:54] Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk

[00:01:56] But don't come for my honks better know your place

[00:01:59] Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face

[00:02:02] This the not honking around crew

[00:02:06] And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways