《Pickin’ Boogers (Best Of )》歌词

[00:00:00] Pickin' Boogers - Biz Markie

[00:00:20] Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross

[00:00:22] But it's sure to have your trippin'

[00:00:24] So y'all listen close

[00:00:25] It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar

[00:00:27] But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers

[00:00:30] Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you

[00:00:33] But it's still somethin' we all have to do

[00:00:35] So go up your nose with a finger or two

[00:00:38] And pull out one or a crusty crew

[00:00:40] Yo don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray

[00:00:43] 'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day

[00:00:45] Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip

[00:00:48] With a finger tissue or even a Q-Tip

[00:00:49] Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'

[00:00:53] And also remember this slogan

[00:00:56] "Hey ma what's for dinner

[00:00:58] Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"

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[00:01:18] Let me tell you what happened on the train man

[00:01:21] I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane

[00:01:23] Headed up to the rooftop ridin' the D train

[00:01:26] When the man sittin' next to me was so profane

[00:01:28] He'd stick his finger up his nose then do a drain

[00:01:31] (You should 'a moved)

[00:01:32] I was just about but al of a suddern homeboy just pulled out

[00:01:36] A big green slimey - naw I'm not even gonna say it

[00:01:39] But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it

[00:01:41] He sat there for a while with it in his hand

[00:01:43] So I tried to play cool like a normal man

[00:01:46] So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap

[00:01:49] All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap

[00:01:51] Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke

[00:01:54] But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked

[00:01:55] So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five

[00:01:59] And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye

[00:02:01] Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you

[00:02:04] And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you

[00:02:06] Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame

[00:02:08] But yo you got to know the name of the game

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[00:02:32] Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane

[00:02:34] Back in public school with my partner Kane

[00:02:36] When I was class clown and he was my brotherr

[00:02:39] Sittin' at the desk pluckin' boogers at each other

[00:02:42] Never do our work as we were supposed

[00:02:44] 'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose

[00:02:47] And in the lunch room we would talk about rude

[00:02:49] God forbid the person that had to leave his food

[00:02:52] No matter who you are we didn't give a damn

[00:02:54] We even put teachers down with the program

[00:02:57] Whether it was a woman or if you're a man

[00:02:59] We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand

[00:03:02] Catch anyone from anywhere

[00:03:04] But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there

[00:03:07] Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym

[00:03:09] I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him

[00:03:12] Now we're grown up and things have changed

[00:03:14] But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game

[00:03:17] Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready

[00:03:20] I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti

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[00:03:38] Let me tell you what happened with this girl

[00:03:42] One night at Latin Quarters I was standin' at ease

[00:03:45] And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze

[00:03:47] I didn't show enough that I really did want it

[00:03:50] So no half-steppin' I pushed up on it

[00:03:53] Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat

[00:03:55] Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat

[00:03:57] But when she stepped in the light and she got real close

[00:04:00] I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose

[00:04:03] She was dressed real def and her body was hook

[00:04:05] But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look

[00:04:07] I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold

[00:04:10] So I played it off and said "That's a cute green mole"

[00:04:13] I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away

[00:04:15] But she didn't do nothin' I guess she wanted it displayed

[00:04:18] I said "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis you

[00:04:21] But write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"