《Xxl》歌词

[00:00:00] Xxl - Modern Country Heroes

[00:00:23] Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me

[00:00:27] Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me

[00:00:31] Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head

[00:00:34] Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:

[00:00:38] ＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell

[00:00:42] Ooh brrr mama: he is a double XL

[00:00:49] By the second grade I was five foot two;

[00:00:53] Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe

[00:00:57] Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall

[00:01:00] An' the coaches had me playin' High School football

[00:01:04] Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL:

[00:01:08] Ooh brrr son : you're a double XL

[00:01:12] Double XL double XL

[00:01:15] Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell

[00:01:19] Double XL double XL

[00:01:23] I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

[00:01:27] Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL

[00:01:37] Here we go

[00:01:38] Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida;

[00:01:41] Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:

[00:01:45] A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold

[00:01:49] They want a real man with meat on his bones

[00:01:53] I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:

[00:01:56] They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL ＂

[00:02:01] Double XL double XL

[00:02:04] Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell

[00:02:08] Double XL double XL

[00:02:11] I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

[00:02:16] Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL

[00:02:25] （Double XL solo ）

[00:02:42] Well double XL double XL

[00:02:45] Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell

[00:02:49] Double XL double XL

[00:02:52] I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

[00:02:56] Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL

[00:03:04] Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself

[00:03:07] Why all the girls love a double XL

[00:03:12] Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL

[00:03:19] Yeah oh whoa

[00:03:29] Triple X-L too