《Pertrified Life And The Twice Told Joke (Decrepit Bricks)》歌词

[00:00:00] Pertrified Life And The Twice Told Joke (Decrepit Bricks) - Gym Class Heroes

[00:00:37] I walk on decrepit bricks

[00:00:39] And kick sticks and rusty soda cans

[00:00:41] Simply for lack of better stimulation

[00:00:43] Motivation comes and goes like gas station patrons

[00:00:47] So sedation compensates for unexpected vacations

[00:00:49] Thank you

[00:00:50] That's my pre-gratitude

[00:00:52] Post-please leave me alone that's just my rude attitude

[00:00:55] No dysfunction flipside I'm just your ordinary citizen

[00:00:57] They're waiting patiently for me to sin again

[00:00:59] But then again shit

[00:01:00] I'm really mommy's little angel

[00:01:01] But that angel on my shoulder got strangled

[00:01:07] For trying to tangle with his nemesis he caught

[00:01:10] Him on the wrong day

[00:01:11] And got cut like DJs spinning doubles

[00:01:15] Let the f**king song play

[00:01:16] I'm on my way to the store

[00:01:17] Ignoring the city to purchase a pack of marb reds

[00:01:19] With a stack of rolled pennies

[00:01:20] I could go for Denny's and my stomach holds plenty

[00:01:23] But my pockets got holes

[00:01:24] I guess the goal is to stay empty

[00:01:26] Quite simply put me and my pockets share interest

[00:01:29] I never fall in love with that

[00:01:31] Pretty green-eyed temptress

[00:01:31] Twice yeah right

[00:01:33] I learned my lesson the first time

[00:01:35] I just couldn't keep up with that

[00:01:37] Ever-changing Jordan line of foot apparel

[00:01:39] Parallel to many clones my eye's vision monochromes

[00:01:42] With seven shades and twenty tones

[00:01:45] Plus I breath artistic they eating everything

[00:01:47] I'm feeding them

[00:01:48] Put myself in every painting and use my spit

[00:01:50] As mat medium

[00:01:50] And results of my children

[00:01:52] We share the same genes

[00:01:54] Cast the same reflection and interpret the same dreams

[00:01:56] Like whoa Like whoa Like whoa Like whoa

[00:02:00] Whoa Whoa

[00:02:02] And at night I roam these streets with

[00:02:04] Absolutely no purpose

[00:02:05] Feeling like I'm worthless

[00:02:09] But contrary to my last statement I feel fine

[00:02:12] Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

[00:02:15] And at night I roam these streets with

[00:02:17] Absolutely no purpose

[00:02:18] Feeling like I'm worthless

[00:02:21] But contrary to my last statement I feel fine

[00:02:24] Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

[00:02:27] I walk down dead end streets like I

[00:02:29] Didn't see the sign

[00:02:30] Just to turn around and walk back

[00:02:32] That's fine and dandy

[00:02:33] But what's whack is the fact I'm still walking

[00:02:36] Likethank god for walkmans

[00:02:37] I'm only yawning cause these simply minded

[00:02:41] Mortals make me sleepy

[00:02:43] So what do I do I resort to TV

[00:02:45] In the seemingly lousy attempt to numb myself

[00:02:47] With lackluster images

[00:02:48] And insignificant information like Willis

[00:02:50] Was really Ty Bridges

[00:02:51] Just to have the upper hand in monotonous conversation

[00:02:55] And for lack of better stimulation

[00:02:58] I'm painting portraits of dysfunctional families

[00:02:59] With gloomy faces rockin

[00:03:01] Don't Worry Be Happy t-shirts and

[00:03:02] You're assuming I'm tasteless

[00:03:03] You misconstrue it but your babies will embrace it

[00:03:06] The basic essentials of a very bitter young man

[00:03:09] That kicks rusty soda cans

[00:03:11] And walks on decrepit bricks

[00:03:12] With a permanent pair of headphones

[00:03:14] Trying to make these lectures stick

[00:03:15] I'll let the protestors picket

[00:03:16] Like they are going to make a difference

[00:03:19] And watch them die before they realize

[00:03:20] That their cause was nonexistent

[00:03:27] And at night I roam these streets with

[00:03:29] Absolutely no purpose absolutely no purpose

[00:03:32] Feeling like I'm worthless feeling like I'm worthless

[00:03:34] But contrary to my last statement I feel fine

[00:03:37] Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

[00:03:40] And at night I roam these streets with

[00:03:42] Absolutely no purpose absolutely no purpose

[00:03:43] Feeling like I'm worthless feeling like I'm worthless

[00:03:46] But contrary to my last statement I feel fine

[00:03:49] Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

[00:03:52] I walk on shitty city sidewalks

[00:03:53] Stepping on every single crack

[00:03:55] Reminiscent of that joke we used to say

[00:03:57] When we were snotty nose

[00:03:58] My purpose got defeated when

[00:04:00] My mom turned paraplegic

[00:04:01] Plus I failed my civil service exam

[00:04:03] They said I cheated

[00:04:05] Not to mention tainted urine samples

[00:04:06] And the attention span of a second-grader

[00:04:08] More fascinated with building blocks

[00:04:10] Than wasting time stressing his daily lesson

[00:04:12] Hence the ridilin I've been gone with the

[00:04:14] Wind like lucky lottery tickets since day one one

[00:04:17] I stepped on the left cause rights wrong wrong

[00:04:19] So what do I doI resort to friendly

[00:04:21] Games of ping pong and sing a song of sixpence

[00:04:24] I'm none the richer

[00:04:25] I just kiss her on the lips and keep trucking

[00:04:27] And at night I roam these streets

[00:04:29] With absolutely no purpose absolutely no purpose

[00:04:31] Feeling like I'm worthless feeling like I'm worthless

[00:04:34] But contrary to my last statement I feel fine

[00:04:36] Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

[00:04:40] And at night I roam these streets

[00:04:42] With absolutely no purpose absolutely no purpose

[00:04:45] Feeling like I'm worthless feeling like I'm worthless

[00:04:47] But contrary to my last statement I feel fine

[00:04:50] Content with the fact that I know this city's mine