《Oskar Tennis Champion》歌词

[00:00:00] Oskar Tennis Champion - Momus

[00:00:14] Uncle Oskar an intensely

[00:00:15] Idealistic tennis star

[00:00:17] Goes to see a guru at an

[00:00:19] Architecture seminar

[00:00:20] It seems the radiant city will

[00:00:22] Soon be ushered in

[00:00:24] Where all things will be modular

[00:00:26] And rational and clean

[00:00:27] Green space tennis pleasures all planned

[00:00:31] And nothing says the man

[00:00:32] To fear or fail to understand

[00:00:34] The world will be Ein Lichtspiel

[00:00:36] Schwartz Weiss Grau

[00:00:38] As predicted by the experts

[00:00:39] At the Bauhaus Dessau

[00:00:42] Oh Oskar Tennis Champion

[00:00:43] We're sorry for your frau

[00:00:45] Now Moholy Nagy is your holy cow

[00:00:54] My uncle is inspired to start his

[00:00:56] Dream home right away

[00:00:57] He steps out of the hall

[00:00:59] But in his hurry to his great dismay

[00:01:01] He fails to see the rake

[00:01:03] It bangs him in the face

[00:01:04] Causing him to trip and

[00:01:06] To his horror and disgrace

[00:01:08] A barrel of molasses hanging

[00:01:10] Dangling in the sky

[00:01:12] Falls upon my uncle and it

[00:01:13] Hits him in the eye

[00:01:15] It trickles down his back

[00:01:17] My uncle's quickly stuck

[00:01:18] To the sleepers of the

[00:01:20] Nearby monorail track

[00:01:22] Oh Oskar Tennis Champion

[00:01:24] Uh oh wow

[00:01:26] Who but Le Corbusier

[00:01:27] Could save you now

[00:01:36] Next time we see our hero

[00:01:38] Two experimental trains

[00:01:40] Are hurtling down the monorail

[00:01:41] Towards my uncle's balls and brains

[00:01:43] Then comes a bolt of lightning

[00:01:45] A sudden cut in power

[00:01:47] My uncle sees the whole fa

[00:01:48] Ade of a residential tower

[00:01:50] Crashing down towards him

[00:01:52] He doesn't worry though

[00:01:53] His survival is assured by the

[00:01:55] Position of the window

[00:01:57] Oh Oskar Tennis Champion

[00:01:59] What's up doc

[00:02:01] Help he goes send Adolf

[00:02:03] Loos or the Keystone Cops

[00:02:04] Oh Oskar Tennis Champion

[00:02:06] It's all gone wrong

[00:02:08] Who knew you'd see Utopia

[00:02:10] But you'd be King Kong

[00:02:38] Oskar Tennis Champion uh oh wow

[00:02:41] Can pompous Walter

[00:02:42] Gropius save you now

[00:02:45] Ultra modernism it's a drag

[00:02:48] When Jacques Tati and Buster

[00:02:50] Keaton write your gags