《Virus Alert(Main Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:06] Hey everyone listen up your attention

[00:00:09] 所有人 听好 集中注意力

[00:00:09] If you please

[00:00:11] 如果你愿意

[00:00:11] Really want to give you a warning

[00:00:13] 真的想给你个警告

[00:00:13] 'Cause I found out this morning

[00:00:14] 因为 今天早上

[00:00:14] 'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus

[00:00:17] 我发现了一种危险而隐蔽的电脑病毒

[00:00:17] If you should get any mail with the subject:

[00:00:21] 如果你收到一封如下标题的邮件

[00:00:21] "Stinky Cheese"

[00:00:23] 恶臭奶酪

[00:00:23] Better not go taking your chances

[00:00:24] 最好不要冒这个险

[00:00:24] Under no circumstances

[00:00:26] 坚决不行

[00:00:26] Should you open it or else it will

[00:00:30] 你要打开它 否则的话

[00:00:30] Translate your documents into Swahili

[00:00:33] 它会把你所有的文件都转化成斯瓦西里语

[00:00:33] Make your TV record "Gigli"

[00:00:35] 将你的电视节目搞得一塌糊涂

[00:00:35] Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

[00:00:41] 将你的宠物们绝育 让你洗好的衣服全被静电吸附

[00:00:41] (Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

[00:00:44] 小心 它会让你的电脑屏幕死机

[00:00:44] (Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

[00:00:47] 小心 它会清除你DVD里的复活节彩蛋片段

[00:00:47] (Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too

[00:00:49] 小心 清除你辛辛苦苦创建的电脑备份

[00:00:49] And the hard drive of anyone related to you

[00:00:54] 还有那些与你相关的电脑硬盘

[00:00:54] Virus alert

[00:00:55] 病毒警告

[00:00:55] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

[00:00:59] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前

[00:00:59] Forward this message on to everybody

[00:01:05] 把这个消息告诉所有人

[00:01:05] Soon very soon

[00:01:07] 尽快 要尽快

[00:01:07] It will make all the paint peel off your walls

[00:01:11] 它会突破你的所有防火墙

[00:01:11] It'll make your keyboard all sticky

[00:01:12] 它会让你的键盘失去功效

[00:01:12] Give your poodle a hickey

[00:01:14] 与你的宠物告别

[00:01:14] And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

[00:01:17] 把你的现金投资到欧洲迪斯尼

[00:01:17] Then it will tie up your phone

[00:01:20] 它会占领你的手机

[00:01:20] Making crank long distance calls

[00:01:22] 自动拨打长途电话

[00:01:22] It'll set your clocks back an hour

[00:01:24] 会将你的时钟调慢一个小时

[00:01:24] And start hogging the shower

[00:01:26] 彻底占据你的私人空间

[00:01:26] So just trash it now or else it will

[00:01:29] 现在赶紧丢弃 否则的话

[00:01:29] Decide to give you a permanent wedgie

[00:01:32] 它会让你寸步难行

[00:01:32] Legally change your name to Reggie

[00:01:35] 合法地换掉你的姓名

[00:01:35] Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

[00:01:40] 甚至改变你泳池的PH值

[00:01:40] (Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull

[00:01:43] 小心 它会让你将你的脸融化 与头骨分离

[00:01:43] (Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

[00:01:46] 小心 让你的iPod只会播放Jethro Tull的歌曲

[00:01:46] (Look out )

[00:01:46] 小心

[00:01:46] And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep

[00:01:49] 当你想要睡觉的时候 给你讲那些令人捧腹的笑话

[00:01:49] (Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep

[00:01:52] 小心 让你的身体疲惫至极

[00:01:52] (Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards

[00:01:55] 小心 偷走你的身份证和信用卡

[00:01:55] (Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

[00:01:58] 小心 买下一大堆的粉色泳衣

[00:01:58] (Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space

[00:02:00] 造成时空错乱

[00:02:00] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

[00:02:04] 让你整个家到处一片狼藉

[00:02:04] That's right it's a

[00:02:05] 就是这样

[00:02:05] Virus alert

[00:02:07] 这就是病毒警告

[00:02:07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

[00:02:11] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前

[00:02:11] Forward this message on to everybody

[00:02:14] 把这个消息告诉所有人

[00:02:14] Virus alert

[00:02:16] 病毒警告

[00:02:16] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

[00:02:20] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前

[00:02:20] Forward this message on to everybody

[00:02:23] 把这个消息告诉所有人

[00:02:23] Warn all your friends send this to everybody

[00:02:26] 警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人

[00:02:26] Tell everyone you know tell everybody now

[00:02:31] 告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人

[00:02:31] If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born

[00:02:37] 如果你被感染了 你会希望你从未出生

[00:02:37] So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn

[00:02:44] 在它传播给你的奶奶以及所有亲属之前

[00:02:44] Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

[00:02:46] 关掉你的电脑 确保拔掉电源

[00:02:46] Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground

[00:02:49] 将它深埋于地底

[00:02:49] Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine

[00:02:52] 将它彻底埋葬 再压上些大石头就更好了

[00:02:52] Then burn all the clothes

[00:02:53] 烧掉所有的衣服

[00:02:53] You may have worn any time you were online

[00:02:58] 那些在你上网的任何时候 都会穿的衣服

[00:02:58] Virus alert

[00:03:00] 病毒警告

[00:03:00] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

[00:03:04] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前

[00:03:04] Forward this message on to everybody

[00:03:07] 把这个消息告诉所有人

[00:03:07] Virus alert

[00:03:09] 病毒警告

[00:03:09] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

[00:03:13] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前

[00:03:13] Forward this message on to everybody

[00:03:16] 把这个消息告诉所有人

[00:03:16] Virus alert

[00:03:17] 病毒警告

[00:03:17] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

[00:03:21] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前

[00:03:21] Forward this message on to everybody

[00:03:25] 把这个消息告诉所有人

[00:03:25] Warn all your friends send this to everybody

[00:03:27] 警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人

[00:03:27] Tell everyone you know tell everybody now

[00:03:31] 告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人

[00:03:31] What are you waiting for

[00:03:33] 你还在等什么

[00:03:33] Just hurry up and forward this to every single person

[00:03:36] 赶紧去告诉每一个

[00:03:36] That you know

[00:03:37] 你认识的人

[00:03:37] Hit send right now

[00:03:42] 现在就把这个消息传播出去