《The Ten Commandments Of Bart》歌词

[00:00:00] The Ten Commandments Of Bart (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) - The Simpsons (辛普森一家)

[00:00:01] (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲)

[00:00:04] Written by：Matt Groening/Greg Haver

[00:00:06] Ha ha ha ha ha

[00:00:17] Thou shall have fun

[00:00:20] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:21] Thou shall have fun

[00:00:24] If you wanna be happy

[00:00:25] Thou shall have fun

[00:00:28] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:30] Thou shall have fun

[00:00:34] Ladies and gentlemen hello it's Bart again

[00:00:36] Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend

[00:00:38] 'Cause like it or lump it this is Simpson-style

[00:00:40] And this I demand don't touch that dial

[00:00:42] I got your attention so you'd better listen up

[00:00:44] Dance if you must but please don't interrupt

[00:00:46] 'Cause the singing I'm slinging comes straight from the heart

[00:00:49] I call this little song the ten commandments of Bart

[00:00:51] Thou shall have fun

[00:00:53] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:55] Thou shall have fun

[00:00:57] If you wanna be happy

[00:00:59] Thou shall have fun

[00:01:02] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:01:03] Thou shall have fun

[00:01:07] Let us begin with commandment number ten

[00:01:10] Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end

[00:01:12] Shake it for your mama and shake it for when

[00:01:14] You wanna party-harty and get down in the den

[00:01:16] Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip

[00:01:18] You bring the chips I'll bring the bean dip

[00:01:20] By this I mean shake your gluteus Maximus

[00:01:22] Make everybody happy give them satisfactory

[00:01:25] Now comes a time for commandment number nine

[00:01:27] It's goes something like this thou shalt always make rhymes

[00:01:29] 'Cause rhyming is a way man to make your own news

[00:01:31] Better than CNN better than family values

[00:01:33] Don't get me misconstrued I'm not trying to be crude

[00:01:35] But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood

[00:01:37] It ain't true that our culture's in a decline

[00:01:39] Just listen to the super-fine spine-shaking bass line

[00:01:50] Now you're itching and twitching to this mucho bewitching

[00:01:52] The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatching

[00:01:54] Hold on to your hats because here come the scratching

[00:02:08] Who did that

[00:02:11] Let's cruise shall we now to commandment number eight

[00:02:13] Goes exactly like this thou shall procrastinate

[00:02:15] Put another way this means you must be late

[00:02:17] Whenever you can make everybody wait

[00:02:19] When homework is due don't give in to fate

[00:02:21] But do say teacher guess what the dog ate it

[00:02:24] Of all the commandments none can be greater

[00:02:26] If you want more details come back later

[00:02:28] Thou shall have fun

[00:02:30] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:02:32] Thou shall have fun

[00:02:35] If you wanna be happy

[00:02:36] Thou shall have fun

[00:02:39] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:02:40] Thou shall have fun

[00:02:45] Moving right along here's commandment number seven

[00:02:47] Thou shalt go wild 'cause you'll never get to heaven

[00:02:49] You don't say no you do say yo

[00:02:51] You hear bad songs turn up on the radio

[00:02:53] Then when you're dead Fred where you gonna go

[00:02:55] You're going down low where the rocks grow

[00:02:57] The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video

[00:02:59] Except no guitars 'cause wouldn't ya know

[00:03:02] It's swell down in hell except

[00:03:03] The devil plays the banjo

[00:03:07] Ha ha ha ha ha

[00:03:10] Next up here is commandment number six

[00:03:12] It goes like this thou shalt dance like lunatics

[00:03:14] Got to get moving and shaking and grooving

[00:03:16] And hopping and mopping and floppily-flopping

[00:03:17] The drums drop out

[00:03:19] Hey what happened beat box is broke

[00:03:21] Maggie come here quick I'm starting to choke

[00:03:23] Come on girl here's the deal I'm really sucking

[00:03:25] I need your help so Maggie please start sucking

[00:03:31] Oh yeah that's it that's what I require

[00:03:33] An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier

[00:03:40] And now we arrive at commandment number five

[00:03:42] Short and sweet thou shalt be alive

[00:03:44] Take off your pants strut around in the nude

[00:03:46] If somebody sees you say what's happening dude

[00:03:53] Oh yeah now we're starting to soar

[00:03:55] The countdown continues commandment number four

[00:03:56] I say unto you thou shalt slam the door

[00:03:59] Wake up the neighbors that's what it's for

[00:04:01] Slam it again and slam it some more

[00:04:03] Now you got a beat that never happened before

[00:04:05] Thou shall have fun

[00:04:07] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:04:09] Thou shall have fun

[00:04:12] If you wanna be happy

[00:04:13] Thou shall have fun

[00:04:16] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:04:18] Thou shall have fun

[00:04:22] Which brings us on to commandment number three

[00:04:24] Thou shalt question authority

[00:04:26] 'Cause authority hates curiosity

[00:04:28] Which leads straight to originality

[00:04:30] From there my friends spontaneity

[00:04:32] And the downward spots straight to mockery

[00:04:34] Then a hop and a skip to mutiny

[00:04:36] Then mutiny leads to anarchy

[00:04:39] Then a

[00:04:40] Bart knock it off turn it down

[00:04:43] Okay okay here's commandment number two

[00:04:45] Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do

[00:04:47] Get a tattoo eat a honeydew

[00:04:49] Raid a taboo paint your head blue

[00:04:51] If you're bald go buy a toupee

[00:04:54] If you're starved go eat a souflee

[00:04:56] If you're crazy get on the subway

[00:04:58] If you're bored dance on the freeway

[00:05:00] If you're sexy put on negligee

[00:05:02] 'Cause this is what I have to say

[00:05:04] Hurray for horseplay gotta have horseplay

[00:05:06] Besides that man eh what the hay

[00:05:17] And now at last it's commandment number one

[00:05:19] Put quite simply

[00:05:20] Thou shalt have fun

[00:05:21] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:24] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:05:25] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:27] If you wanna be happy

[00:05:29] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:32] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:05:34] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:38] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:41] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:05:42] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:45] If you wanna be happy

[00:05:46] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:49] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:05:51] Thou shall have fun

[00:05:55] Thou shalt have fun

[00:06:01] That was pretty cool huh