《A Little Green Rosetta》歌词

[00:00:00] A Little Green Rosetta - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:03] This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER

[00:00:06] As you can see MUSIC can get you

[00:00:11] Pretty f**ked up

[00:00:14] Take a tip from Joe

[00:00:16] Do like he did hock your imaginary guitar

[00:00:21] And get a good job Joe did

[00:00:26] And he's a happy guy now on the day shift at

[00:00:31] The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen

[00:00:35] Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of

[00:00:40] A fully-charged icing anointment utensil

[00:00:45] And every time a nice little muffin comes

[00:00:50] By on the belt he poots forth

[00:00:52] And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC

[00:00:57] Causes BIG TROUBLE

[00:00:59] Then maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and

[00:01:03] Sing the last song on the album in my regular voice

[00:01:13] A little green rosetta

[00:01:16] A little green rosetta

[00:01:20] A little green rosetta

[00:01:24] A little green rosetta

[00:01:28] You'll make a muffin betta

[00:01:33] With a green rosetta

[00:01:37] A little green rosetta

[00:01:41] A tiny green rosetta

[00:01:45] A little green rosetta

[00:01:49] A little green rosetta

[00:01:53] A little green rosetta

[00:01:57] A little green rosetta

[00:02:01] You'll make a muffin betta

[00:02:04] Betta

[00:02:05] It's really getting betta

[00:02:07] It's betta it's betta

[00:02:09] With a green rosetta setta setta

[00:02:18] Green rositti

[00:02:22] A little green rositti

[00:02:26] It's really really meaty

[00:02:30] A little green rositti

[00:02:34] Betta betta

[00:02:36] (Hey really out there really good)

[00:02:39] It's really getting betta

[00:02:40] It's betta it's betta

[00:02:41] With a green rosetta

[00:02:43] Setta setta

[00:02:45] (Good God give the drummer some)

[00:02:47] Green rosetta

[00:02:50] A little green rosetta

[00:02:54] A little green rosetta

[00:02:59] A little green rosetta

[00:03:01] (Setta setta setta etc )

[00:03:07] Make a muffin make a muffin make a muffin

[00:03:09] Make a muffin betta make a muffin betta [etc

[00:03:14] With a green rosetta

[00:03:20] A little green rosetta

[00:03:22] [Etc

[00:03:35] Good God You're really jammin

[00:03:39] Now the Reggae version hey for the People in

[00:03:42] The Third World

[00:03:44] We haven't forgotten anybody on this song

[00:03:47] For all of you French

[00:03:49] People who think that you re outta sight

[00:03:52] And for the people in Spain who think

[00:03:54] The French people are where its at

[00:03:56] And for the people in Mongolia who always

[00:03:58] Wanted to go to Spain for a vacation

[00:04:01] And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped

[00:04:05] This chorus is for you: Rang Tang Ding Dong

[00:04:10] I am the Japanese Sandman

[00:04:11] Take eight

[00:04:13] Green rosetta

[00:04:15] Green rosetta

[00:04:16] A little green rosetta

[00:04:20] Against the Reggae beat though

[00:04:22] No it's still Reggae but it s all backwards

[00:04:24] A little green rosetta

[00:04:25] A little green rosetta

[00:04:28] A little green rosetta

[00:04:30] You'll make a muffin betta [Etc etc etc

[00:04:44] Now you see some places in the Third World it might be difficult to dance to this because

[00:04:48] The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device

[00:04:53] And a lot of times they run out of

[00:04:55] They run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus

[00:04:59] Causing the song to sound like this

[00:05:01] A little green rosetta

[00:05:04] However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuel may be low on your record player

[00:05:09] We suggest that in places like the Fourth World where things are really tough that you

[00:05:13] Keep the record player going by rubbing two sticks together And if all else fails

[00:05:24] Throw the record away

[00:05:26] Build your own green rosetta

[00:05:31] Try this recipe: Well start with a lump of grass

[00:05:41] The grass bone connected to the ankle bone

[00:05:45] The knee bone connected to the

[00:05:49] Wishbone and then everybody moves to New York and goes to a party with Warren

[00:05:59] Hey And we've flown in

[00:06:05] At great expense

[00:06:06] (triple scale no less ladies and gentlemen)

[00:06:09] Steve Gad's clone to play the out-chorus on this song

[00:06:14] Lies really outa-site in spite of

[00:06:18] Thefact that the click track is totally irrelevant to what he's doing now

[00:06:23] I in listening to

[00:06:23] The click yes I'm suffering with the click track right now

[00:06:25] This guy is totally out of sync with it

[00:06:27] But what the f**k Ed Mann will call him up later

[00:06:29] Show him the sign Okay Vinnie where

[00:06:33] Is five

[00:06:43] They're pretty good musicians

[00:06:47] They re pretty good musicians

[00:06:55] They're pretty good musicians

[00:06:59] They're pretty good musicians

[00:07:11] But it don't make no difference

[00:07:13] If they're good musicians

[00:07:15] Because anybody who would buy this record

[00:07:17] Doesn't give a f**k if there's good musicians

[00:07:19] On it

[00:07:20] Because this is a stupid song

[00:07:24] AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT

[00:07:28] A little green rosetta

[00:07:31] A little green rosetta

[00:07:36] A little green rosetta

[00:07:40] A little green rosetta

[00:07:44] You make a muffin betta

[00:07:48] With a little green rosetta

[00:07:52] A little green rosetta

[00:07:56] Rosetta rosetta rosetta