《Lydia The Tatooed Lady [In the Style of Groucho Marx]》歌词

[00:00:00] Lydia The Tatooed Lady [In the Style of Groucho Marx

[00:00:16] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:00:18] Say have you met Lydia

[00:00:20] Lydia the tattooed lady

[00:00:24] She has eyes that folks adore so

[00:00:27] And the torso even more so

[00:00:31] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:00:33] That encyclopedia

[00:00:34] Oh Lydia the queen of that do

[00:00:38] On her back is the battle of Waterloo

[00:00:42] Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus too

[00:00:46] And proudly above waves the red

[00:00:48] White and blue

[00:00:49] You can learn a lot from Lydia

[00:01:01] She can give you a view

[00:01:02] Of the world in tattoo

[00:01:04] If you step up and tell her where

[00:01:08] For a dime you can see

[00:01:10] Kankakee or Paree

[00:01:12] Or Washington crossing the Delaware

[00:01:25] Lydia oh Lydia say

[00:01:27] Have you met Lydia

[00:01:29] Oh Lydia the tattooed lady

[00:01:33] When her muscles start relaxing

[00:01:37] Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

[00:01:40] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:01:42] Oh have you met Lydia

[00:01:44] Oh Lydia the japot them all

[00:01:48] She once swept an admiral

[00:01:49] Clear off his feet

[00:01:51] The ships on her hips

[00:01:53] Made his heart skip a beat

[00:01:55] And now the old boy's

[00:01:57] In command of the fleet

[00:01:59] For he went and married Lydia

[00:02:34] She can give you a view

[00:02:36] Of the world in tattoo

[00:02:38] If you step up and tell her where

[00:02:42] For a dime you can see

[00:02:44] Kankakee or Paree

[00:02:46] Or Washington crossing the Delaware

[00:02:57] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:02:59] Say have you met Lydia

[00:03:01] Oh Lydia the japot them all

[00:03:04] She once swept an admiral

[00:03:06] Clear off his feet

[00:03:08] The ships on her hips

[00:03:10] Made his heart skip a beat

[00:03:12] And now the old boy's

[00:03:14] In command of the fleet

[00:03:16] For he went and married Lydia