《第016集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 程咬金被抬进偏殿

[00:00:04] 李渊一看

[00:00:06] 吓得不轻

[00:00:08] 一瞅他浑身是血

[00:00:11] 血肉模糊

[00:00:12] 不知道这个伤有多重

[00:00:16] 再加上程咬金会演戏

[00:00:19] 就像死人似的

[00:00:21] 李渊心里就更没底了

[00:00:25] 其实程咬金呢

[00:00:27] 在那儿躺着

[00:00:28] 心里清清楚楚

[00:00:31] 心说

[00:00:32] 我这招是够损的

[00:00:34] 我自己做的伤

[00:00:36] 但是没有办法呀

[00:00:39] 你要说实话

[00:00:41] 讲真理行不通

[00:00:44] 所以这个人呢

[00:00:46] 在一定的时候还得说谎话

[00:00:50] 这并非是教育旁人说谎好

[00:00:54] 而是要随机应变

[00:00:59] 李渊呼唤了几声

[00:01:02] 程咬金这才清醒过来

[00:01:05] 其实他早就明白

[00:01:07] 哎

[00:01:12] 吾皇万岁万万岁

[00:01:15] 臣冤枉啊

[00:01:17] 求万岁皇爷给老臣做主

[00:01:22] 我让黄骨头打毁了

[00:01:25] 骨头都折了

[00:01:28] 老命保不住了

[00:01:33] 李渊就问

[00:01:36] 程咬金

[00:01:37] 究竟是怎么回事儿

[00:01:39] 你要从实讲来

[00:01:43] 王君可没说吗

[00:01:46] 朕要听你讲

[00:01:49] 哎

[00:01:50] 要死的人了好吧

[00:01:55] 我就把实情

[00:01:57] 禀报万岁爷

[00:02:00] 程咬金

[00:02:02] 这声音时高时低

[00:02:06] 间隔还挺长

[00:02:08] 慢慢吞吞

[00:02:10] 把经过讲述一遍

[00:02:13] 李渊

[00:02:14] 我听得清楚

[00:02:16] 探着脖子

[00:02:17] 侧着脸

[00:02:18] 仔细倾听

[00:02:21] 他说的

[00:02:22] 跟王均可一般不二

[00:02:25] 其实这事儿不奇怪

[00:02:27] 王君可说那套词都是程咬金教给他的

[00:02:31] 能有两样吗

[00:02:33] 程小金说完了

[00:02:35] 老皇姑啊

[00:02:37] 那伙就压不住了

[00:02:39] 皇兄啊

[00:02:40] 他信口雌黄

[00:02:43] 编道是非

[00:02:44] 根本就不是那么回事儿

[00:02:47] 皇兄啊

[00:02:49] 给妹妹做主吧

[00:02:51] 我要不就可活不成了

[00:02:54] 他有点撒泼

[00:02:56] 李元就就皱眉

[00:02:59] 超

[00:02:59] 要件

[00:03:01] 皇姑说你把他打了

[00:03:05] 这是真的吗

[00:03:07] 哦

[00:03:08] 是真的

[00:03:09] 王君可一听得

[00:03:11] 得呀

[00:03:13] 说了半天就这一句话

[00:03:16] 输到底了

[00:03:18] 你怎么承认这事儿呢

[00:03:20] 皇上找棱凤还找不着呢

[00:03:23] 你这一句话把自己套进去了

[00:03:26] 果然不出所料

[00:03:29] 李渊文听

[00:03:30] 眼睛就一亮啊

[00:03:33] 程咬金

[00:03:33] 你再说一遍

[00:03:36] 老皇姑是被你打的啊

[00:03:39] 正是微臣打的都

[00:03:44] 李渊把桌子一拍

[00:03:46] 呀

[00:03:46] 胆大程咬金

[00:03:49] 你可知

[00:03:51] 痛打皇亲是什么罪吗

[00:03:54] 老皇姑受过黄蜂啊

[00:03:57] 那是我的抛妹

[00:03:58] 金枝玉叶

[00:04:00] 龙生凤养

[00:04:02] 你这官再高

[00:04:04] 你是臣

[00:04:05] 他是君呢

[00:04:07] 你以小犯上

[00:04:09] 痛打皇姑

[00:04:10] 犯下不赦之罪呀

[00:04:14] 诶

[00:04:14] 这可休怪朕翻脸无情

[00:04:18] 把程咬金抬出去杀

[00:04:22] 12 了

[00:04:25] 王君可一听得完了吗

[00:04:30] 你总觉着你能说

[00:04:32] 说来说去

[00:04:33] 把自己说进去了

[00:04:35] 看来是准死无疑了

[00:04:39] 常远金在床上躺着

[00:04:42] 一点都没害怕

[00:04:44] 当人们抬着他刚要出去

[00:04:46] 程咬金说话

[00:04:49] 万岁

[00:04:51] 臣有本启奏

[00:04:54] 如果说完了再杀我行不啊

[00:04:58] 就说一句一句呀

[00:05:03] 把它放下

[00:05:05] 有什么话你就说吧

[00:05:07] 万岁呀

[00:05:10] 盐怎么咸的

[00:05:13] 醋怎么酸的

[00:05:16] 水有源

[00:05:17] 树有根呢

[00:05:20] 你得问问清楚啊

[00:05:22] 皇姑是我打的

[00:05:25] 我为什么打他

[00:05:26] 你怎么不问呢

[00:05:28] 我对呀

[00:05:33] 一句话把李渊给问的没词儿了

[00:05:36] 嗯

[00:05:37] 那你说说看

[00:05:38] 为什么痛则皇宫

[00:05:42] 万岁啊

[00:05:43] 是这么回事

[00:05:45] 臣奉旨搜查二王府

[00:05:49] 是您给的圣旨吧

[00:05:51] 啊

[00:05:51] 对呀

[00:05:53] 后来我到了老皇姑的颐和宫

[00:05:56] 我去给他问安

[00:05:58] 他问我干什么来了

[00:06:01] 我说我奉旨搜查二王府

[00:06:04] 路过您这儿

[00:06:06] 顺便问问安

[00:06:09] 他问圣旨何在

[00:06:11] 我说在我的怀里呢

[00:06:13] 我把圣旨请出来了

[00:06:16] 臣真没想到啊

[00:06:19] 这老皇姑像发疯似的一把

[00:06:23] 把圣旨就抢过去了

[00:06:26] 用手指着圣旨说

[00:06:29] 这是什么魂圣旨啊

[00:06:32] 皇上就不应该将这道旨意搜查二王府

[00:06:38] 引王齐王身犯何律

[00:06:41] 法犯哪条

[00:06:42] 嗯

[00:06:44] 当爹的就应当袒护儿子

[00:06:47] 虎毒还不食子

[00:06:50] 他是老糊涂了

[00:06:52] 怎么下了这么一道混蛋旨意

[00:06:56] 万岁

[00:06:57] 你听听

[00:06:58] 当着微臣的面

[00:07:00] 他这么说

[00:07:02] 我能答应他吗

[00:07:04] 臣据理力争

[00:07:07] 我说皇上是好皇上

[00:07:10] 皇上非常的英明

[00:07:13] 虽然你是皇上的胞妹

[00:07:16] 你也不应该这么说话呀

[00:07:19] 快把圣旨还给我

[00:07:22] 我就抢圣旨

[00:07:24] 他就不给

[00:07:25] 一怒之间

[00:07:27] 他把圣旨撕成了四瓣啊

[00:07:30] 臣一见火状顶梁

[00:07:33] 万岁亲

[00:07:34] 下圣旨是您发泄下的

[00:07:39] 圣旨就代表着皇上

[00:07:42] 私圣旨就是造反

[00:07:45] 私圣旨就等于打了皇上

[00:07:49] 像我这样的忠臣

[00:07:51] 我能答应他吗

[00:07:53] 因此臣一怒之间

[00:07:55] 这才跟他厮打在一处

[00:07:58] 他喝令手下的人拿着龙头凤尾棍往臣身上连上

[00:08:06] 可劲儿抽打

[00:08:07] 才把臣打成重伤

[00:08:10] 这就是以往的经过

[00:08:13] 如果万岁爷以为着我保护圣旨大皇姑有罪

[00:08:18] 那你就随便处置吧

[00:08:21] 我死而无憾

[00:08:27] 王君可一听

[00:08:28] 偷着乐

[00:08:29] 心说

[00:08:30] 我四哥真能白话呀

[00:08:32] 嗯

[00:08:33] 说的跟真的一样

[00:08:35] 说到痛心之处

[00:08:37] 声泪俱下

[00:08:39] 偷眼看李渊

[00:08:41] 李渊还真蒙了

[00:08:43] 嗯

[00:08:44] 这

[00:08:44] 这

[00:08:46] 转脸问

[00:08:48] 玉妹

[00:08:49] 是这么回事儿吗

[00:08:50] 冤枉啊冤枉

[00:08:53] 他胡说八道

[00:08:54] 根本无有此事

[00:08:57] 好好好

[00:08:58] 你们是兄妹

[00:08:59] 你们咋说咋有理万岁

[00:09:02] 你看着办吧

[00:09:04] 这

[00:09:05] 这

[00:09:06] 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀

[00:09:09] 李渊真有点儿为难了

[00:09:12] 他心里清楚

[00:09:13] 虽然程咬金是个无赖

[00:09:16] 但是

[00:09:16] 做事也不能太过分

[00:09:19] 肯定他说话当中有水分

[00:09:22] 究竟哪些是假

[00:09:25] 哪些是真

[00:09:27] 揣摸不透

[00:09:28] 那么抛妹为了告倒程咬金

[00:09:33] 说话也肯定不实

[00:09:35] 其中也掺康食水了

[00:09:38] 究竟哪些是假

[00:09:40] 哪些是真

[00:09:41] 也揣摩不透

[00:09:43] 这这这这可如何是好啊

[00:09:47] 嗯

[00:09:49] 李渊呢

[00:09:50] 当皇上这么多年

[00:09:51] 从来没这么犯难过

[00:09:54] 今儿真把他给难住了

[00:09:57] 程咬金又说话万岁

[00:10:00] 不必为难呢

[00:10:02] 咱们老君老臣一场

[00:10:05] 你知道

[00:10:06] 我程咬金对你是赤胆忠心

[00:10:09] 为了圆这场

[00:10:11] 为了给老公主下台阶

[00:10:14] 你就把臣杀了吧

[00:10:16] 臣没什么可说的

[00:10:20] 你看

[00:10:21] 越这么说

[00:10:22] 李渊越没咒念就也罢

[00:10:30] 算了

[00:10:30] 算了

[00:10:31] 算了

[00:10:32] 有理无霸

[00:10:35] 五礼四师

[00:10:36] 你们双方都活该

[00:10:40] 都活该呀

[00:10:42] 你听

[00:10:43] 皇上和个稀泥了

[00:10:44] 他不和稀泥不好办了

[00:10:46] 算了算了

[00:10:48] 这件事情不要计较

[00:10:50] 就让他过去吧

[00:10:52] 程呀

[00:10:53] 你这个乐呀

[00:10:54] 没事儿了

[00:10:55] 王君可也松了一口气

[00:10:58] 老皇姑可不干了

[00:11:01] 万岁呀

[00:11:03] 皇兄

[00:11:04] 你说的这叫什么话呀啊

[00:11:08] 什么叫有理五八

[00:11:10] 无理40 啊

[00:11:11] 合着我们俩都不对

[00:11:15] 合着我们一点理都没有

[00:11:17] 你妹妹叫人揍了

[00:11:19] 叫人欺负了

[00:11:21] 你当哥哥的就这么解决呀

[00:11:23] 啊

[00:11:24] 这我当家的死了

[00:11:27] 他要活着怎能不心疼呢

[00:11:31] 我可活不了了

[00:11:36] 老皇姑坐到偏殿的地上

[00:11:39] 又敲地有叫唤

[00:11:42] 这路哭啊

[00:11:43] 他这一哭

[00:11:44] 李元火上来了啊噔

[00:11:47] 种桃

[00:11:49] 你说的什么话

[00:11:51] 哎

[00:11:52] 哦

[00:11:53] 提起窦建德来了

[00:11:55] 窦建德跟朕还争过江山

[00:11:59] 那你那意思是说

[00:12:01] 你老头子活着

[00:12:03] 你就能把大唐的江山夺过去诶

[00:12:07] 哎呀

[00:12:08] 妹妹呀

[00:12:10] 就冲你这一句话

[00:12:12] 你就有不臣之心

[00:12:14] 你还思念着过去

[00:12:17] 要不看在你是我妹妹的份上

[00:12:20] 朕绝不饶你

[00:12:22] 下边去了

[00:12:25] 得

[00:12:26] 老皇姑明明有理

[00:12:28] 弄了个没理

[00:12:30] 见成元吉一咧嘴

[00:12:32] 哎呦呦

[00:12:33] 10 0 %赢的

[00:12:35] 官司打输了

[00:12:36] 你说这事我

[00:12:38] 我不过我

[00:12:39] 紧劝老皇姑姑姑

[00:12:42] 姑姑

[00:12:43] 跟万岁告个饶吧

[00:12:46] 说两句软和话吧

[00:12:49] 这样顶起牛来不好看啊

[00:12:51] 姑姑啊

[00:12:52] 您是明白人

[00:12:54] 老皇姑最后也没有办法了

[00:12:57] 就得服个软

[00:12:58] 王兄啊

[00:13:00] 全怪我一时糊涂

[00:13:02] 说了几句错话

[00:13:04] 望哥哥担待

[00:13:08] 你说亲袍妹是亲三分相

[00:13:11] 李渊也不能较真了啊

[00:13:13] 行

[00:13:14] 算了算了算了算了算了

[00:13:17] 程小金不答应

[00:13:20] 50 万岁呀

[00:13:22] 今天的事

[00:13:23] 怎么引起来的呢

[00:13:25] 就是搜查二王府引起来的

[00:13:28] 现在的事情还没有眉目

[00:13:31] 陈陶旨还得继续搜查呀

[00:13:35] 万岁呀

[00:13:36] 您看怎么样

[00:13:38] 老皇姑一听什么还得搜查

[00:13:41] 这算没完了

[00:13:44] 王兄啊

[00:13:45] 别听他的

[00:13:46] 他们已经搜过三四遍了

[00:13:50] 把沟都掏了

[00:13:51] 把房把都结了

[00:13:53] 无孔不入啊

[00:13:55] 根本就没有什么尉迟恭

[00:13:59] 照这样搜下去

[00:14:01] 何时是个了结呀

[00:14:03] 程咬金这是耍无赖呀

[00:14:06] 万岁应当降旨

[00:14:08] 不允许他再搜查

[00:14:11] 程咬金反唇相讥

[00:14:13] 诶

[00:14:14] 老皇姑

[00:14:15] 你这话就说错了

[00:14:18] 事情得全始全终

[00:14:21] 不能有头无尾

[00:14:23] 搜到半道上

[00:14:25] 中间停止

[00:14:26] 好说不好听啊

[00:14:28] 万岁

[00:14:29] 您说是这个理不

[00:14:31] 您说尉迟恭他就不找了

[00:14:33] 您说这事就算完了

[00:14:36] 这么做合适吗

[00:14:39] 程咬金

[00:14:40] 你的意思还继续搜查

[00:14:43] 而正是

[00:14:46] 你要搜查哪呢

[00:14:48] 呃

[00:14:48] 不但二王府

[00:14:50] 还包括养老公

[00:14:53] 哦

[00:14:55] 你要讨旨收养老公正是

[00:14:59] 要搜不出来

[00:15:01] 怎么办

[00:15:03] 嗯

[00:15:04] 陛下要搜不出来

[00:15:08] 臣这条老命不要了

[00:15:11] 杀剐存留

[00:15:13] 任其自便

[00:15:14] 好

[00:15:16] 李渊这下可抓住把柄了

[00:15:19] 程小金

[00:15:20] 这话看你说的

[00:15:21] 大伙儿都听清了

[00:15:23] 众人说

[00:15:24] 都听清了

[00:15:26] 程要件

[00:15:28] 真搜不出来

[00:15:30] 朕要砍你

[00:15:31] 你没说的吗

[00:15:33] 没有

[00:15:34] 好嘞

[00:15:35] 愚昧啊

[00:15:37] 既然程咬金把话说到这个程度了

[00:15:40] 朕就降旨叫他搜查

[00:15:43] 你不必阻拦他

[00:15:46] 这

[00:15:47] 这

[00:15:48] 是

[00:15:49] 臣妹谢主隆恩

[00:15:53] 程咬金说

[00:15:54] 当当

[00:15:54] 当当

[00:15:55] 我还没说完呢

[00:15:57] 万岁呀

[00:15:59] 假如我把尉迟恭搜出来怎么办

[00:16:05] 你得给我个答复

[00:16:07] 但是这是啊玉妹啊

[00:16:11] 程咬金说的在理呀

[00:16:14] 真要搜出来你怎么办

[00:16:16] 陛下真要在养老宫或者在二王府搜出尉迟恭

[00:16:24] 我们就犯下不赦之罪

[00:16:27] 那我们就是绑架一国的兵马大元帅

[00:16:31] 图谋不轨

[00:16:33] 任凭万岁爷法落

[00:16:36] 好

[00:16:38] 众卿都听清了吧

[00:16:40] 啊

[00:16:41] 空口无凭

[00:16:43] 立字为证

[00:16:45] 文房四保伺候

[00:16:49] 就得写上

[00:16:51] 白纸得画黑道

[00:16:53] 得摁上

[00:16:54] 手痒

[00:16:56] 光这么一说之后

[00:16:57] 一拨楞脑袋

[00:16:58] 矢口否认

[00:16:59] 那怎么办呢

[00:17:00] 这叫思凭文书

[00:17:02] 官凭印呢

[00:17:05] 诶一切都准备好了

[00:17:07] 程咬金不会写字

[00:17:10] 让王君可给代笔

[00:17:13] 王军可跪到偏殿

[00:17:16] 手提毛笔

[00:17:18] 刷刷点点

[00:17:19] 写好了

[00:17:21] 这是个保证

[00:17:22] 说我搜不出来

[00:17:24] 宁愿掉脑袋

[00:17:26] 皇上杀我

[00:17:27] 绝无含怨

[00:17:29] 然后把手也安上了

[00:17:32] 李渊转回身

[00:17:34] 叫老公主写

[00:17:37] 这老皇姑一看

[00:17:38] 写吧

[00:17:39] 也按这套词儿大致的意思差不多少也写上

[00:17:43] 然后把手雅也摁上

[00:17:47] 程小金还说呢

[00:17:48] 光这不行

[00:17:49] 还得找保人呢

[00:17:51] 光光

[00:17:52] 我们双方能行吗

[00:17:54] 得有中正人

[00:17:57] 你愿点头

[00:17:59] 程小金在床上呢

[00:18:02] 现身坐下来

[00:18:04] 冲着值班的大臣一抱拳

[00:18:07] 各位啊

[00:18:08] 什么事情你们都清清楚楚

[00:18:11] 我不必多说了

[00:18:13] 哪位捧场

[00:18:14] 我请三位保人替我作保

[00:18:19] 有没有你想谁敢给担保啊

[00:18:23] 这不是一般的事儿

[00:18:25] 欠点钱还行

[00:18:27] 这

[00:18:27] 这关系重大呀

[00:18:30] 作为保人

[00:18:31] 那就是当事人说话不算数

[00:18:34] 保人得负责

[00:18:35] 当事人跑了

[00:18:37] 保人得负责啊

[00:18:39] 等等等得负责

[00:18:40] 到底怎么负责就跟着掉脑袋

[00:18:43] 谁那命是大风刮来的

[00:18:46] 尽管如此

[00:18:48] 程咬金真有人缘啊

[00:18:50] 我我我我担保

[00:18:52] 我担保

[00:18:55] 再看值班的大臣踊跃上前呢

[00:18:59] 纷纷愿意担保

[00:19:01] 程咬金一抱拳

[00:19:03] 谢谢

[00:19:03] 谢谢各位

[00:19:04] 谢谢各位

[00:19:05] 从中挑了仨人

[00:19:08] 褚遂良

[00:19:10] 房玄龄、杜如辉选了这三位

[00:19:14] 这三位把手雅全摁上了

[00:19:18] 那老皇姑也得找保人呢

[00:19:21] 问谁给哀家担保

[00:19:23] 连问六遍

[00:19:25] 无人答言

[00:19:27] 给蹲在那儿了

[00:19:28] 县成原吉一看

[00:19:30] 着急呀

[00:19:31] 对

[00:19:32] 各位呀

[00:19:33] 你们不应该袖手旁观呢

[00:19:35] 当个宝没空吃啊

[00:19:38] 哪位给你担保

[00:19:41] 一个愿意的都没有

[00:19:43] 李渊一看得

[00:19:45] 我这妹子和我这俩儿子

[00:19:47] 这人缘怎么走的

[00:19:49] 最后万般无奈

[00:19:51] 李渊

[00:19:52] 厚着脸皮

[00:19:53] 也罢

[00:19:54] 朕给你们担保

[00:19:58] 有法官给担保的

[00:20:01] 可这是实出无奈呀

[00:20:04] 皇上一个顶仨

[00:20:06] 有他出面担保

[00:20:08] 旁人更不敢靠近了

[00:20:11] 李渊签字画押

[00:20:13] 然后这两份全交到李渊手里头

[00:20:18] 作为妥善保管

[00:20:21] 李渊当殿传旨

[00:20:24] 朕降旨

[00:20:26] 搜查杨老公

[00:20:28] 搜查二王府

[00:20:30] 程咬金高兴

[00:20:32] 臣谢主隆恩

[00:20:36] 皇上说

[00:20:37] 慢着

[00:20:38] 还有个条件

[00:20:39] 我得说清啊

[00:20:41] 到午时结束

[00:20:44] 搜的出来搜不出来也得结束

[00:20:48] 不能无限期的延长啊

[00:20:52] 到那时候就做个结论

[00:20:55] 真怕你们双方再起冲突

[00:20:59] 命皇宫大总管马元起

[00:21:03] 作为监事官

[00:21:05] 代表朕前去监察

[00:21:09] 马元起当面磕头谢恩

[00:21:13] 皇上同时宣布

[00:21:15] 正当午时三刻

[00:21:17] 要出斩李世民

[00:21:19] 任何事情不能耽误这个事儿

[00:21:23] 派人到天牢去提李世民

[00:21:27] 这么多的事儿

[00:21:28] 都搅在一起了

[00:21:31] 众人下殿之后

[00:21:33] 程咬金被抬回二王府

[00:21:38] 等这一回来呀

[00:21:39] 成铁牛

[00:21:40] 成万牛

[00:21:41] 黑白20 夫人全围拢过来了

[00:21:44] 铁牛万牛就说

[00:21:46] 爹爹

[00:21:47] 你的伤怎么样

[00:21:48] 爹

[00:21:49] 你能行不

[00:21:50] 去你妈的

[00:21:52] 程咬金一片腿从软床上跳下来了

[00:21:56] 爹

[00:21:56] 您没事儿

[00:21:57] 早就没事儿

[00:21:58] 我装的

[00:22:00] 程铁牛程万牛一看

[00:22:02] 按条大指

[00:22:04] 行

[00:22:04] 我爹真行

[00:22:07] 看来就得跟我爹学啊

[00:22:09] 真有两下子

[00:22:11] 程小金拿着湿毛巾把脸上跟胡子上的血擦了擦

[00:22:16] 都是外伤啊

[00:22:19] 那玩意儿用不了几天就好

[00:22:21] 为救尉迟公

[00:22:23] 为救秦王李世民就受点伤

[00:22:26] 又算得什么呢

[00:22:29] 程咬金精神抖擞

[00:22:31] 马上命人进行再次搜查

[00:22:37] 马元起作为监督

[00:22:41] 前后院跟着建成

[00:22:43] 原籍老皇宫都闪退一旁看着

[00:22:48] 王君可心说

[00:22:50] 这回要再搜不出来呀

[00:22:53] 可就要了命了

[00:22:55] 但愿老天保佑