《New English Bible》歌词

[00:00:00] New English Bible - Clifford T Ward

[00:00:12] I hired a video and put it under the tele

[00:00:18] I taped this and that an' I watched the films

[00:00:23] I soon got soaked nay saturated

[00:00:29] So I phoned the rental company to fetch it back

[00:00:34] An' I'm drying out now

[00:00:37] I'm drying out

[00:00:40] Don't think I've done to much damage

[00:00:45] Just a mild form of video pneumonia

[00:00:50] It could have been worse

[00:00:53] Our plumbers got it bad

[00:00:56] You see we just moved house

[00:00:59] To a cottage on a hill

[00:01:04] I had to fetch him out

[00:01:07] To mend the pipes

[00:01:10] An' when he saw the house he said bloody hell cliff psycho 2

[00:01:15] There's not much hope for him

[00:01:18] And when he'd finished I took him home

[00:01:23] To watch the texas chain saw massacre