《The Central Scrutinizer》歌词

[00:00:00] The Central Scruinizer - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:03] This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER

[00:00:08] It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws

[00:00:13] That haven't been passed yet

[00:00:17] It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of

[00:00:23] You to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be

[00:00:31] Performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty or affect your parents'

[00:00:41] Credit rating

[00:00:44] Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things

[00:00:55] And many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC

[00:01:22] Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being

[00:01:33] Drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever

[00:01:38] Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution

[00:01:52] (which itself is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE)

[00:02:03] I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose

[00:02:15] A career in MUSIC

[00:02:22] The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only

[00:02:30] If you have to load or unload

[00:02:35] Go to the WHITE ZONE you 'll love it it 's a way of life