《Muffin Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Muffin Man - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:06] The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin

[00:00:10] Research Kitchen Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an

[00:00:18] Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside

[00:00:23] Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt

[00:00:28] He turns to us and speaks:

[00:00:32] "SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM "

[00:00:42] Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing

[00:00:46] Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette oh ah yuk

[00:00:53] Yuk let's try that again He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette

[00:00:58] Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design

[00:01:05] Later he says:

[00:01:07] "SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY WHILE MYSELF I SAY

[00:01:14] THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY

[00:01:20] EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS THE MUFFIN "

[00:01:24] Girl you thought he was a man

[00:01:27] But he was a muffin

[00:01:31] He hung around till you found

[00:01:34] That he didn't know nuthin'

[00:01:38] Girl you thought he was a man

[00:01:41] But he only was a-puffin'

[00:01:46] No cries is heard in the night

[00:01:48] As a result of him stuffin'

[00:04:29] Bruce Fowler on trombone Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals

[00:04:34] Terry Bozzio on drums Tom Fowler on bass Denny Walley on slide George Duke

[00:04:40] On keyboards Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax and madness Thank

[00:04:44] You very much for coming to the concert tonight Hope you enjoyed it Goodnight

[00:04:47] Austin Texas where ever you are