《The Christmas Story》歌词

[00:00:00] The Christmas Story - Larry The Cable Guy

[00:00:00] This is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa

[00:00:05] Many years ago in hepsaba a child

[00:00:08] Was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he

[00:00:13] Was a very speciel child for he was concived in

[00:00:16] A foghat concert in the thrid row during the song

[00:00:18] Slow ride knowing that she was pregnet scared the

[00:00:22] Bejesus out of Fred cause he worked only as a hush

[00:00:25] Puppy cook down there at the long john silvers they

[00:00:28] Decided to name the child bejesus Fred and Doris

[00:00:33] Who was pregnant with bejesus stopped at a best western

[00:00:36] For the night cause her water broke and he

[00:00:39] Wanted go to sambo's for a short stack

[00:00:41] And some cheese grits however the

[00:00:43] Best western had a convention of

[00:00:45] Shriners so they had to sleep in their

[00:00:47] Van in the parking lot for the night that

[00:00:50] Night bejesus was born and they wrapped

[00:00:53] In swaddlen richard beddy bed sheets

[00:00:55] And layed him in a milk crate just then three wise men

[00:01:00] With two year degrees from devrie instiute

[00:01:02] Of tecnology showed up with gifts of colas

[00:01:06] Frankin furters and buns and they grilled out in spake of

[00:01:10] Hope and love and festicter plates to be used at taladaga

[00:01:14] Little bejesus grew and studied and spoke pylochical

[00:01:18] Phrases like who ever smelt it delt it and its better to

[00:01:22] Burp and taste it then to fart and waste it He once

[00:01:26] Healed a 1979 camero by rebuilding the carberator

[00:01:30] And he brought back to life a delta 88 by puttin

[00:01:32] In a engine of 1969 formula fired with

[00:01:36] A shift kit glass kit buffers every body loved

[00:01:45] Bejesus of hepsaba he graduated from Devrie

[00:01:48] With a degree in dryowalloge he was the greatest

[00:01:52] Of all drywallers then one night tragady a hatian

[00:01:59] Imiagrant killed Bejesus for two dollars

[00:02:01] And twenty cents and a coupoun off the barbbeque

[00:02:03] Joint but he still lives on in the hearts of ruffers

[00:02:06] And drywallers and construction workers everywhere

[00:02:11] God bless bejesus of Hepsaba