《The Hole In The Ground》歌词

[00:00:00] The Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins

[00:00:12] There I was a-digging this hole

[00:00:15] A hole in the ground so big

[00:00:17] And sort of round it was

[00:00:18] There was I digging it deep

[00:00:21] It was flat at at the bottom

[00:00:22] And the sides were steep

[00:00:23] When along comes this bloke in a bowler

[00:00:27] Which he lifted and scratched his head

[00:00:29] Well we looked down the hole

[00:00:31] Poor demented soul and he said

[00:00:33] Do you mind if I make a suggestion

[00:00:36] Don't dig there dig it elsewhere

[00:00:39] Your digging it round and it ought to be square

[00:00:42] The shape of it's wrong it's much much too long

[00:00:45] And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong

[00:00:49] I ask what a liberty eh

[00:00:51] Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

[00:00:53] Well there was I stood in me hole

[00:00:56] Shovelling earth for all I was worth

[00:00:59] There was him standing up there

[00:01:02] So grand and official with his nose in the air

[00:01:05] So I gave him a look sort of sideways

[00:01:08] And I leaned on my shovel and sighed

[00:01:11] Well I lit me a fag and

[00:01:13] Having took a drag I replied

[00:01:17] I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere

[00:01:20] I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square

[00:01:23] And if you disagree it doesn't bother me

[00:01:27] That's the place where the holes gonna be

[00:01:35] Well there we were discussing this hole

[00:01:37] A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was

[00:01:41] Well it's not there now the ground's all flat

[00:01:43] And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

[00:01:48] And that's that