《I’m Not A Well Man》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm Not A Well Man - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)/Jack Kruschen

[00:00:01] He's not a well man

[00:00:05] And he's getting worse

[00:00:08] If he had any sense

[00:00:10] He'd be in bed with a graduate nurse

[00:00:16] A couple of big specialists

[00:00:19] High priced consultation

[00:00:22] And outside waiting in the hall

[00:00:25] Assorted logic small poor relations

[00:00:31] His aches have got aches

[00:00:35] His pains are in pain

[00:00:38] And what sizzles and frizzles

[00:00:40] Inside there all the smartest professors could not explain

[00:00:46] They wouldn't know what

[00:00:50] Be quick as you can

[00:00:53] I might haven't got

[00:00:55] You're dealing with not cough

[00:00:59] With not a well man

[00:01:04] I'm not a well man

[00:01:08] Get worse every year

[00:01:11] All the medical doctors

[00:01:13] Give one look

[00:01:15] They're amazed I'm still here

[00:01:18] I should own a pharmacy

[00:01:21] For just my prescriptions

[00:01:25] My bills for only pills alone

[00:01:28] Would chill you to the bone

[00:01:30] With conniptions

[00:01:33] What I have been through

[00:01:37] No man could recite

[00:01:40] It would make your heart break

[00:01:42] And play a story that only

[00:01:45] Turn yet it maybe could write

[00:01:48] A tragical plot

[00:01:53] How can I plan

[00:01:56] I might haven't got

[00:01:58] You're dealing with not

[00:02:02] With not a well man

[00:02:08] I'm not a well man