《The Worst Pies in London》歌词

[00:00:00] The Worst Pies in London - Angela Lansbury

[00:00:01] Written by：Stephen Sondheim

[00:00:01] Ah a customer

[00:00:03] Wait what's your rush what's your hurry

[00:00:05] You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost

[00:00:07] Half a minute can't you sit sit you down sit

[00:00:09] All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks

[00:00:11] Did you come here for a pie sir

[00:00:14] Do forgive me if me head's a little vague ugh what is that

[00:00:17] But you'd think we have the plague

[00:00:19] From the way that people keep avoiding

[00:00:21] No you don't

[00:00:22] Heaven knows I try sir but there's no one comes in even to inhale

[00:00:27] Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale

[00:00:29] Mind you I can't hardly blame them these are probably the worst pies in London

[00:00:38] I know why nobody cares to take them I should know I make them

[00:00:42] But good now the worst pies in London

[00:00:47] Even that's polite the worst pies in London if you doubt it take a bite

[00:00:53] Is that just disgusting ya have to concede it it's nothing

[00:00:59] But crusting here drink this you'll need it the worst pies in London

[00:01:06] And no wonder with the price of meat what it is

[00:01:09] When you get it never thought I'd live to see the day

[00:01:12] Men'd think it was a treat finding poor animals what are dying in the streets

[00:01:17] Mrs mooney has a pie shop does a business but I've noticed

[00:01:21] Something weird lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared

[00:01:25] Have to hand it to her what I calls enterprise popping pussies into pies

[00:01:29] Wouldn't do in my shop just the thought of it's enough to make you sick

[00:01:34] And I'm telling you them p**sy cats is quick

[00:01:37] No denying times is hard sir even harder than the worst pies in London

[00:01:47] Only lard and nothing more

[00:01:49] Is that just revolting all greasy and gritty it looks like it's moulting

[00:01:56] And tastes like well pity

[00:02:00] A woman alone with limited wind and the worst pies in London

[00:02:12] Ah sir times is hard times is hard