《先享受后付款》歌词

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[00:00:04] 先享受后付款

[00:00:04] Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world

[00:00:07] 花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险，

[00:00:07] and dallied with many women,

[00:00:09] 和许多妓女风流，

[00:00:09] but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional

[00:00:13] 但在香港，他终于遇到一名职业神女，

[00:00:13] girl who left him with far more than fond memories.

[00:00:17] 这名神女留给他的不止是温柔的回忆而已。

[00:00:17] First, he consulted a British doctor.

[00:00:19] 首先他请教了一名英国医生。

[00:00:19] "Goocl Lord!" exclaimed the medic,

[00:00:22] “我的天啊!”医生叫道，

[00:00:22] "you've got more venereal diseases than a medical

[00:00:24] “你所患的性病比一本医学教科书还要丰富，

[00:00:24] textbook. I'm afraid we' re going to have to amputate. "

[00:00:28] 恐怕我们必须把你的东西切除掉。”

[00:00:28] Horrified, the playboy sought out an American specialist,

[00:00:32] 花花公子心生恐惧，便找了一位美国专科

[00:00:32] who shook his head gravely and said,

[00:00:34] 医师帮忙，但那名专科医师表情凝重地摇头说：

[00:00:34] "Sorry, son; if we don't amputate your member, the disease

[00:00:38] “对不起，小兄弟，如果我们不切除那活儿，

[00:00:38] will spread to your other organs. "

[00:00:41] 病毒将会感染到其他器官。”

[00:00:41] Desperately, the swinger consulted a Chinese herbalist.

[00:00:45] 那名风流公子走投无路，便向一位中医请教。

[00:00:45] The wise old man examined the patient carefully and nodded

[00:00:48] 这位充满智慧的老先生仔细检查病人

[00:00:48] his head sagely.

[00:00:50] 后煞有介事地点头说道：

[00:00:50] "I know your problem," he said. "You play with bad girl,

[00:00:53] “我知道你的问题。你和坏女人乱搞，

[00:00:53] she very sick, now you very sick. "

[00:00:56] 她的性病很严重，你现在的病情也很严重。…

[00:00:56] “Doctor, the British and American doctors told me my

[00:00:59] “大夫，英国和美国的医生都说

[00:00:59] pride and joy would have to be cut off. . . "

[00:01:02] 我的东西必须要切除……”

[00:01:02] "These Western doctors, all they want to do is cut, cut,

[00:01:06] “这些西医所做的就是切，切，切，

[00:01:06] cut, and charge big money. "

[00:01:08] 然后收一大笔钱。”

[00:01:08] "You mean I don't need surgery? ! "

[00:01:11] “你意思是我可以不用动外科手术?!”

[00:01:11] exclaimed the young man joyously.

[00:01:13] 年轻人喜出望外地问道。

[00:01:13] "Don't you worry, " said the ancient practitioner'.

[00:01:16] “别担心，”老中医师说：

[00:01:16] "You go home, relax, wait two, three weeks, pecker fall

[00:01:19] “回家去，好好休息一阵，

[00:01:19] off by himself."

[00:01:20] 等二三个星期后，那活儿会自己掉下来。”