《Sitcom》歌词

[00:00:00] Sitcom - Coleman Hell

[00:00:01] Honey I'm home

[00:00:05] How was work I got dinner on the stove

[00:00:11] You call this dinner this is why we all get thinner

[00:00:15] It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words

[00:00:19] Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again

[00:00:21] I heard god's a standup comedian

[00:00:24] He's got a special on HBO

[00:00:27] And he does a lot of racial jokes

[00:00:29] Five stars from the critics

[00:00:31] But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure

[00:00:34] I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back

[00:00:38] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:00:43] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm

[00:00:48] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:00:53] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:00:59] Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family

[00:01:03] Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen

[00:01:08] And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried

[00:01:13] And then you cried until you screamed

[00:01:17] Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again

[00:01:19] I heard god's a standup comedian

[00:01:21] He's got a special on HBO

[00:01:24] And he does a lot of racial jokes

[00:01:26] Five stars from the critics

[00:01:29] But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure

[00:01:32] I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back

[00:01:36] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:01:40] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm

[00:01:45] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:01:50] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:01:55] Hey mama turn the TV on

[00:01:58] Put something in the VCR

[00:02:00] With channel 7 to the stars

[00:02:02] Here we go here we go here we go aye

[00:02:05] Hey mama turn the TV on

[00:02:07] Put something in the VCR

[00:02:10] With channel 7 to the stars

[00:02:12] Here we go here we go

[00:02:14] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:02:19] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm

[00:02:24] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:02:28] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:02:33] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:02:38] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm

[00:02:43] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[00:02:47] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh