《Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here(2005 - Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here (2005 - Remaster) - Chas & Dave

[00:00:02] Written by：Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock

[00:00:04] Mother phoned up last night

[00:00:05] She was going spare

[00:00:06] She was in a temper pulling out her hair

[00:00:08] You're sister's courtin' a scruffy looking ted

[00:00:10] Father don't give a monkeys and this is what he said

[00:00:12] I don't care I don't care I don't care

[00:00:14] If he comes round here

[00:00:15] I've got my beer in the sideboard here

[00:00:17] Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[00:00:19] I said to me mother

[00:00:20] Let me 'ave a talk to dad

[00:00:21] So he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad

[00:00:23] Said she's got no sense silly little cow and

[00:00:25] If he comes round here there's gonna be a row

[00:00:27] I don't care I don't care

[00:00:29] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:00:31] I've got my beer in the sideboard here

[00:00:33] Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[00:00:35] I'll tell ya something else and all

[00:00:36] He's never got a job

[00:00:37] He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob

[00:00:38] Mother says calm down now he's alright

[00:00:41] But they're out there snogging in the passage all night

[00:00:43] I don't care I don't care

[00:00:45] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:00:46] I've got my beer in the sideboard here

[00:00:48] Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[00:00:50] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:00:52] Let mother sort it out

[00:00:53] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:00:55] Let mother sort it out

[00:00:56] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:00:58] You'd think he was a tramp with the stubble on his chin

[00:01:00] He looks like something that the cat's brought in

[00:01:02] Never got no money smokes all my fags

[00:01:04] Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags

[00:01:06] On top of that he said to tell ya

[00:01:07] Why I've got the 'ump she had a skinny little belly

[00:01:08] Now its sticking out the front

[00:01:10] Nothing seems to fit her and

[00:01:11] She's running out of clothes

[00:01:11] If he keeps on taking liberties

[00:01:12] I'll punch him on the nose

[00:01:13] I don't care I don't care

[00:01:15] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:01:17] I've got my beer in the sideboard here

[00:01:19] Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[00:01:21] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:01:23] Let mother sort it out

[00:01:24] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:01:26] Let mother sort it out

[00:01:27] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:01:44] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:01:46] Let mother sort it out

[00:01:47] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:01:49] Let mother sort it out

[00:01:50] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:01:51] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:01:53] Let mother sort it out

[00:01:54] In the sideboard here sideboard here

[00:01:56] Let mother sort it out

[00:01:57] Sideboard here if he comes round here

[00:01:59] I don't care I don't care

[00:02:01] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:03] I've got my beer in the sideboard here

[00:02:05] Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[00:02:07] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:02:08] Let mother sort it out

[00:02:09] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:02:11] Let mother sort it out

[00:02:12] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:14] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:02:16] Let mother sort it out

[00:02:17] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:02:19] Let mother sort it out

[00:02:20] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:22] I don't care I don't care

[00:02:24] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:26] I've got my beer in the sideboard here

[00:02:27] Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[00:02:29] If he comes round here I've got my beer

[00:02:31] Let mother sort it out

[00:02:32] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:02:34] Let mother sort it out

[00:02:35] I don't care if he comes round here