《Badtimes》歌词

[00:00:00] Badtimes - Laika

[00:00:00] Written by：Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen

[00:01:02] If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes

[00:01:06] Delete it immediatly without reading it

[00:01:09] This is the most dangerous email virus yet

[00:01:14] It will rewrite your hard drive

[00:01:17] Not only that

[00:01:18] But it will scramble any disks

[00:01:20] That are even close to your computer

[00:01:23] It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings

[00:01:26] So all your ice cream melts

[00:01:28] It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards

[00:01:32] Screw up the tracking on your vcr

[00:01:35] And use subspace field harmonics

[00:01:37] To render any cds you try to play unreadable

[00:01:43] It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number

[00:01:47] It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank

[00:01:50] It will drink all your beer

[00:01:52] And leave it's socks out on the coffee table

[00:01:54] When theres company coming over

[00:01:57] It will put a dead kitten

[00:01:58] In the back pocket of your good suit

[00:02:01] And hide your car keys when you're late for work

[00:02:05] Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin

[00:02:08] It will give you nightmares about circus midgets

[00:02:12] It will pour sugar in your gas tank

[00:02:14] And shave off both your eyebrows

[00:02:17] While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back

[00:02:20] And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card

[00:02:24] It will seduce your grandmother

[00:02:26] It does not matter if she is dead

[00:02:29] Such is the power of badtimes

[00:02:31] It reaches out beyond the grave

[00:02:33] To sully those things we hold most dear

[00:02:36] It moves your car randomly around parking lots

[00:02:39] It can't find them

[00:02:41] It will kick your dog

[00:02:43] It will leave libidinous messages

[00:02:45] On your boss voice mail in your voice

[00:02:48] It is insidious and subtle

[00:02:50] It is dangerous and terrifying to behold

[00:02:54] It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve

[00:02:58] Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease

[00:03:01] It will leave the toilet seat up

[00:03:03] It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub

[00:03:06] And then leave bacon cooking on the stove

[00:03:09] While it goes out to chase high school kids

[00:03:12] With your new snowblower

[00:03:14] These are just a few of the signs

[00:03:16] Be very very careful