《Punky’s Whips》歌词

[00:00:01] Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:02] In today's rapidly changing world

[00:00:05] Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes,

[00:00:09] Utilising some new promotional device.

[00:00:13] Some of these devices have been known

[00:00:15] To leave irreparable scars

[00:00:17] On the minds of foolish young consumers.

[00:00:20] One such case is seated before you:

[00:00:22] Little skinny Terry 'Ted' Bozzio,

[00:00:24] That cute little drummer!

[00:00:25] That's right!

[00:00:29] Terry recently fell in love

[00:00:32] With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows...

[00:00:35] (Oh Punky!)...

[00:00:36] Lead guitar player from a group called Angel.

[00:00:42] In the photograph,

[00:00:44] Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo

[00:00:47] In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence

[00:00:53] Of his insolent pouting rictus,

[00:00:58] The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire!

[00:01:04] I can't stand the way he pouts

[00:01:11] 'Cause he might not be pouting for me!

[00:01:14] Punky Meadows, pouting for you?

[00:01:16] Ha! You bet sailor!

[00:01:17] You mean,

[00:01:18] You mean he's not...he's not pouting...

[00:01:20] He's not pouting for me?

[00:01:21] His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice

[00:01:27] 'Til I squirm with ecstasy

[00:01:55] Punky, Punky, give me your lips to die on!

[00:02:09] Oh Punky, isn't it romantic?

[00:02:55] Punky, Punky, give me your lips

[00:03:01] To die on...I promise not to come in your mouth

[00:03:08] Punky, Punky, your album's the shits!

[00:03:14] It's all wrong!

[00:03:20] I ain't really queer

[00:03:23] But if he ever got near

[00:03:27] Steven Tyler would PAY to see!

[00:03:31] PAY to see!

[00:03:39] Punky's lips, Punky's lips

[00:03:46] His hair's so shiny,

[00:03:47] I love his hips!

[00:03:52] I love his teeth and his gums and such!

[00:03:58] Punky

[00:03:58] (What is it? You come home!)

[00:04:00] You're an Angel!

[00:04:01] You're too much

[00:04:01] (Oh God!)

[00:04:04] The boys of my thoughts in my lonely teenage room!

[00:04:12] He's been havin' a rash

[00:04:14] (No sh*t!)

[00:04:15] That keeps the girls away

[00:04:17] (It's true)

[00:04:19] Skin doom

[00:04:21] (Skin doom)

[00:04:24] Is what the doctors say

[00:04:27] And that makes me wonder

[00:04:29] I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today

[00:04:37] I'll just go over, and hear him play

[00:04:46] His hair is so pretty...I'd like to bite his neck

[00:04:55] I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck

[00:05:03] BUT I AIN'T QUEER

[00:05:07] I AIN'T GAY

[00:05:11] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:05:17] A wrist array-ee-ay

[00:05:19] (That's all that is, I swear!)

[00:05:22] Punky's lips, Punky's lips!

[00:05:25] Oh! I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips

[00:05:31] Yeah! I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank

[00:05:34] Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank?

[00:05:39] YANK IT PUNKY!

[00:05:43] YANK IT FASTER!

[00:05:44] YANK IT HARDER!

[00:05:47] YANK IT ALL NITE LONG!

[00:05:51] COME ON PUNKY!

[00:05:52] GET FUNKY!

[00:06:09] I AIN'T QUEER

[00:06:11] No no no no!

[00:06:12] I AIN'T GAY

[00:06:14] No no no no!

[00:06:15] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:06:20] Wrist array-ee-ay

[00:06:22] And then he told me now:

[00:06:24] I AIN'T QUEER!

[00:06:25] (Hey!)

[00:06:26] I AIN'T GAY!

[00:06:28] (Hey! Hey!)

[00:06:30] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:06:32] I-I, Lord,

[00:06:33] I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on

[00:06:57] Oh oh oh oh!

[00:07:01] I-I, I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on

[00:07:05] In a wri-i-i-i-ist array

[00:07:14] Come on Punky!

[00:07:23] Give me your lips!

[00:07:25] Ride on my Venus-trip!

[00:10:44] Patrick O'Hearn,

[00:10:47] Adrian Belew,

[00:10:49] Tommy Mars,

[00:10:51] Terry Bozzio,

[00:10:53] Peter Wolf,

[00:10:55] Ed Mann.

[00:11:00] Thanks for comin' to the show!