《Uncle Bernie’s Farm》歌词

[00:00:00] Uncle Bernie's Farm - Frank Zappa

[00:00:02] I'm dreaming

[00:00:07] There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up

[00:00:10] A bomb for yo daddy too Ouch

[00:00:13] A baby doll that burps 'n pees;

[00:00:16] A case of airplane glue

[00:00:20] There's a hungry plastic troll

[00:00:23] To scarf yo buddy's arm

[00:00:26] There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:

[00:00:30] "UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"

[00:00:34] There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'

[00:00:38] There's a 'NATION' you can buy

[00:00:41] There's a doll that looks like mommy

[00:00:44] (She'll do anything but cry) Yes Sir

[00:00:48] There's a doll that looks like daddy

[00:00:51] (He's a funny little man

[00:00:54] Push a button 'n ask fo money:

[00:00:58] There's a dollar in his hand Check his wallet)

[00:01:02] We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission

[00:01:06] Christmas don't make it no more

[00:01:09] Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction

[00:01:13] Scream de toys in every store I think this is sold in New York

[00:01:17] There's a man who runs the country

[00:01:20] There's a man who tried to think

[00:01:23] And they're all made out of plastic

[00:01:27] (When they melt they start to stink

[00:01:30] There's a book with smiling children

[00:01:33] Nearly dead with Christmas joys

[00:01:37] And smiling in his office

[00:01:40] Is the creep who makes 'the toys'

[00:01:43] (They got this car when it hits the wall you can see the guy dying

[00:01:47] You got little plastic pools of blood

[00:01:48] Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho I'm dreaming

[00:01:51] Intestines you can see right into his stomach

[00:01:56] There's this other thing I

[00:01:58] I got bombs I got rockets I got a I got a stillson wrench

[00:02:03] And comes with a tape recorder

[00:02:04] I got plastic brass knuckles

[00:02:06] With sound effects

[00:02:06] We got a '39 Chevy