《Gerbil》歌词

[00:00:00] Gerbil - Stephen Lynch

[00:00:00] I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo

[00:00:05] If Richard Gere can do it I can too

[00:00:09] I get undressed I start to lube

[00:00:13] I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

[00:00:17] Wondering just how he'll feel

[00:00:21] Will he like it better than his little wheel

[00:00:26] Careful now he's right beside me

[00:00:30] One more inch and he's inside me

[00:00:35] Go gerbil go

[00:00:43] Burrow harder burrow deeper

[00:00:47] Be my little chimney sweeper

[00:00:52] One thing I forgot about

[00:00:56] How am I supposed to get you out

[00:01:09] So now my Gerbils on easy street

[00:01:14] It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat

[00:01:18] The situation is beyone my control

[00:01:22] Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

[00:01:27] I try crowbars I try wires

[00:01:31] I almost had him with a pair of pliers

[00:01:35] I try cheese but he's not biting

[00:01:39] I wish this wasn't so exciting

[00:01:44] Go gerbil go

[00:01:53] Jesus I am such a sucker

[00:01:57] Please get out you furry f**ker

[00:02:01] I think I am getting ill

[00:02:06] Suddenly he's very very still

[00:02:19] Now it's too late

[00:02:21] My gerbil died

[00:02:24] I guess I have commited gerbicide

[00:02:28] Here's some advice

[00:02:30] It's very clear cut

[00:02:32] If you love your gerbil

[00:02:36] Don't stick him up your butt

[00:02:40] Don't stick him up your butt

[00:02:44] Little furry gerbil in your booty hole

[00:02:49] Don't stick him up

[00:02:50] And you put him in the end

[00:02:51] And he won't come out

[00:02:59] Yeah