《Never Smile At a Crocodile》歌词

[00:00:01] Never Smile At A Crocodile - Teddybears

[00:00:09] Never smile at a crocodile

[00:00:13] No you can't get friendly with a crocodile

[00:00:17] Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

[00:00:21] He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

[00:00:26] Never smile at a crocodile

[00:00:30] Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile

[00:00:35] Never run walk away say good-night not good-day

[00:00:39] Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile

[00:00:44] You may very well be well bred

[00:00:48] Lots ot etiquette in your head

[00:00:53] But there's always some special case time or place

[00:00:58] To forget etiquette

[00:01:01] For example:

[00:01:02] One must positively not ever wear

[00:01:04] A pleased expression on his countenance

[00:01:05] When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile

[00:01:08] Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet

[00:01:10] And who is known as the crocodile

[00:01:12] It has been discovered that

[00:01:13] One simply cannot cherish an amicably

[00:01:15] Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species

[00:01:18] In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably

[00:01:22] Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension

[00:01:25] Of his lips means you are entirely welcome

[00:01:28] It is much more reasonably to assume

[00:01:30] He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit

[00:01:33] His Hehe

[00:01:34] Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile