《Reviewing the Situation》歌词

[00:00:00] Reviewing the Situation (审查情况) - Original Broadway Cast

[00:00:09] A man's got a heart hasn't he

[00:00:13] Joking apart hasn't he

[00:00:18] And tho' I'd be the first one to say

[00:00:19] That I wasn't a saint

[00:00:23] I'm finding it hard to be really

[00:00:25] As black as they paint

[00:00:30] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:00:36] Can a fellow be a villain all his life

[00:00:40] All the trials and tribulations

[00:00:44] Better settle down and get myself a wife

[00:00:48] And a wife would cook and sew for me

[00:00:51] And come for me and go for me

[00:00:53] And go for me and nag at me

[00:00:55] The fingers she would wag at me

[00:00:57] The money she would take from me

[00:00:59] A misery she'd make from me

[00:01:02] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:01:15] A wife you can keep anyway

[00:01:21] I'd rather sleep anyway

[00:01:25] Left without anyone in the world

[00:01:27] And I'm starting from now

[00:01:32] So "how to win friends and to influence people"

[00:01:36] So how

[00:01:40] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:01:46] I must quickly look up ev'ryone I know

[00:01:50] Titled people with a station

[00:01:54] Who can help me make a real impressive show

[00:01:58] I will own a suite at Claridges

[00:02:01] And run a fleet of carriages

[00:02:03] And wave at all the duchesses

[00:02:05] With friendliness as much as is

[00:02:07] Befitting of my new estate

[00:02:09] "Good morrow to you magistrate "

[00:02:12] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:02:24] So where shall I go somebody

[00:02:29] Who do I know Nobody

[00:02:33] All my dearest companions

[00:02:35] Have always been villains and thieves

[00:02:39] So at my time of life

[00:02:40] I should start turning over new leaves

[00:02:46] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:02:53] If you want to eat

[00:02:54] You've got to earn a bob

[00:02:57] Is it such a humiliation

[00:03:01] For a robber to perform an honest job

[00:03:05] So a job I'm getting possibly

[00:03:07] I wonder who my boss'll be

[00:03:10] I wonder if he'll take to me

[00:03:11] What bonuses he'll make to me

[00:03:13] I'll start at eight and finish late

[00:03:15] At normal rate and all but wait

[00:03:17] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:03:32] What happens when I'm seventy

[00:03:37] Must come a time seventy

[00:03:42] When you're old and it's cold

[00:03:44] And who cares if you live or you die

[00:03:50] Your one consolation's the money

[00:03:54] You may have put by

[00:03:59] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:04:05] I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay

[00:04:09] You'll be seeing no transformation

[00:04:13] But it's wrong to be a rogue in ev'ry way

[00:04:17] I don't want nobody hurt for me

[00:04:20] Or made to do the dirt for me

[00:04:22] This rotten life is not for me

[00:04:24] It's getting far too hot for me

[00:04:26] There is no in between for me

[00:04:29] It's getting far too hot for me

[00:04:32] There is no in between for me

[00:04:35] But who will change the scene for me

[00:04:43] I think I'd better think it out again