《Three Inch Tool(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Three Inch Tool (LP版) - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)

[00:00:10] Little me my nuts are small as pearls

[00:00:14] You like to laugh at me cause i'm hung just like a

[00:00:17] Squirrel

[00:00:19] Some times it bugs me cause i'm not a bigger guy

[00:00:23] When i was a baby it was exactly the same size

[00:00:27] But theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three

[00:00:32] Inch tool

[00:00:37] Come home with me have a cocktail at my place

[00:00:41] I've gotto tell you befor we get past second base

[00:00:46] In my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him he's

[00:00:52] A friendly little thing

[00:00:54] But there's nothing i can do i only got a three inch

[00:00:59] Tool

[00:01:04] When i'm coming out of the pool i only got a one inch

[00:01:09] Tool

[00:01:13] Some times i wonder if it will ever extend

[00:01:18] I get embarrased when i'm hanging with my friends

[00:01:23] They like to razz me i don't know why they get me a

[00:01:28] Happy meal and super size my fry

[00:01:31] And theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch

[00:01:36] Tool

[00:01:40] When i'm comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch

[00:01:45] Tool

[00:01:49] Yeha its small but it's real cool i'm happy with a three

[00:01:54] Inch tool

[00:01:57] I only got a three inch tool