《Flu Ride》歌词

[00:00:00] Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'

[00:00:06] Too

[00:00:09] Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with

[00:00:14] The flu

[00:00:17] Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred

[00:00:23] And two

[00:00:26] Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of

[00:00:31] Antihistamines too

[00:00:39] We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or

[00:00:42] Two

[00:00:44] Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite

[00:00:47] Of the flu

[00:00:49] Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go phlegm

[00:00:52] Chunks in the snow

[00:00:54] We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow

[00:00:59] Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man there's some

[00:01:02] On my hand

[00:01:08] My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee

[00:01:12] My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be

[00:01:17] Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two

[00:01:22] We'll make our noses redder on the sleigh ride to go

[00:01:25] With the flu

[00:01:30] My kid came home from preschool with a cough today

[00:01:35] He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day

[00:01:40] Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea

[00:01:43] Stops

[00:01:44] At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop

[00:01:48] Pop pop pop

[00:01:49] I took every medication I can legally buy

[00:01:54] For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes

[00:01:59] I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil I'll take Contac

[00:02:02] 'Till I'm high

[00:02:04] This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have

[00:02:07] To drive

[00:02:12] Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'

[00:02:15] Too

[00:02:17] Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with

[00:02:20] The flu

[00:02:22] Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred

[00:02:25] And two

[00:02:27] Come on it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with

[00:02:32] You

[00:02:35] Ba ba ba la la