《The Rhinoceros Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Rhinoceros Song - Ian Wallace

[00:00:06] Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much

[00:00:09] If you ask the reason why

[00:00:11] They will tell you because of his scaly touch

[00:00:14] Or his hard and glittering eye

[00:00:17] But should you ask a truthful man

[00:00:19] You will get this quick response

[00:00:22] I do not trust that thing on his nose

[00:00:25] The bodger on his bonce

[00:00:27] Oh the bodger on the bonce

[00:00:31] The bodger on the bonce

[00:00:33] Pity the poor old Rhino with

[00:00:37] The bodger on the bonce

[00:00:42] Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns

[00:00:45] If you doubt it here's the proof

[00:00:48] That thing on his nose is for taking stones

[00:00:51] Out of a horse's hoof

[00:00:53] He seldom if ever meets a horse

[00:00:56] It is this that makes him sad

[00:00:58] When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof

[00:01:02] But he would if he did and it had

[00:01:05] Oh the bodger on the bonce

[00:01:07] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:10] Pity the poor old Rhino with

[00:01:13] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:20] And just to bring pleasure to those

[00:01:22] Who like to enjoy the natural scene

[00:01:25] He picks up litter on his spike

[00:01:27] To keep the forest clean

[00:01:30] And if one day to his habitat

[00:01:33] For a picnic you should roam

[00:01:35] He would open a tin should you

[00:01:38] Have left your opener at home

[00:01:41] With the bodger on the bonce

[00:01:44] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:46] Pity the poor old Rhino with

[00:01:50] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:56] So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend

[00:01:59] Though he looks a fearsome sight

[00:02:02] He amply justifies his end

[00:02:04] Because his means are right

[00:02:07] And ask yourself would you do as well

[00:02:10] Fulfilling long felt wants

[00:02:12] If nature had endowed you with

[00:02:16] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:18] Yes a Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:21] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:24] If nature had endowed you with

[00:02:28] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:30] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:33] A Bodger on your bonce