《Church(Intro)》歌词

[00:00:00] Church (Intro) - Chris Webby

[00:00:08] Welcome welcome All you ninjas

[00:00:12] Come on in and make some room

[00:00:15] Move on over now

[00:00:17] Go watch out for the baby head

[00:00:20] The baby You about to

[00:00:22] Head the baby in the head

[00:00:24] Why you gotta take up both seats

[00:00:26] Just move on over

[00:00:30] Lets start the show

[00:00:32] We have a special guest tonight

[00:00:35] He goes by the name of Chris Webby

[00:00:39] Now this you man hails from Connecticut

[00:00:46] After six mixtapes

[00:00:49] After half a million downloads

[00:00:52] After 20 million YouTube views

[00:00:56] Countless sold out shows

[00:00:58] And many a satisfied fan

[00:01:01] All you ninjas

[00:01:03] Give a warm welcome to your Chris Webby

[00:01:08] You see I'm buzzing now

[00:01:09] Shovel in hand I dug from

[00:01:11] The underground

[00:01:12] Lyrical artillery loaded

[00:01:13] With forty dozen rounds

[00:01:15] They used to run they mouth

[00:01:16] Sh*t they Daffy Ducking now

[00:01:17] Came out spitting

[00:01:18] First photo shoot was my ultrasound

[00:01:21] Throwing up my middle fingers

[00:01:22] In my Mother's uterus

[00:01:23] Spitting fire off of the top

[00:01:26] Mount Vesuvius

[00:01:27] Always caught disturbing the peace

[00:01:28] They said I was Ludacris

[00:01:31] Crazy unpredictable nutty

[00:01:32] But never stupid butch

[00:01:33] Smart guy like Taj Mauer eating pot brownies

[00:01:36] On the run for killing beats

[00:01:37] Till the f**king cops found me

[00:01:39] On the loose again

[00:01:40] Apple juice and gin

[00:01:42] Out manouvering my enemies

[00:01:44] Leave'em with sutures in

[00:01:45] Cut'em up

[00:01:46] Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur

[00:01:47] Maximus Decimus Maridius

[00:01:49] To these challengers

[00:01:51] Gladiator in the flesh

[00:01:52] Swinging for your f**king neck

[00:01:54] Slicing up these beats

[00:01:55] While you butches can even cut a check

[00:01:57] Up next final stop success like

[00:02:00] Now hold on now hold up

[00:02:02] Hold on now hold on

[00:02:04] You gots to teach these boys how to rap

[00:02:07] Cause what these boys out here is doing

[00:02:10] Is not rap It's wack

[00:02:13] You got to show them

[00:02:14] The multi syllable schemes

[00:02:16] You got to show them the air tight flow

[00:02:18] You got to show them them punchlines

[00:02:20] Now get on in there and do your thing son

[00:02:24] Everything I do I do it with heart

[00:02:26] Werewolf with a full moon in the dark

[00:02:28] Tear a f**king human apart

[00:02:30] I'm stupidly smart

[00:02:31] Started on the east

[00:02:32] But my music made a westward expansion

[00:02:34] Something like Lewis and Clark

[00:02:36] Climbing up the musical charts

[00:02:38] And me falling off

[00:02:39] That's like Bullseye from

[00:02:41] Daredevil losing at darts

[00:02:44] I'm just a crazy motherf**ker

[00:02:45] Who was bred to be a monster

[00:02:47] Since the eighties motherf**ker

[00:02:48] I'm lyrically inclined

[00:02:50] Put my spirit in my rhymes

[00:02:51] Veins pumping hip hop

[00:02:53] You can hear it in my lines

[00:02:55] Rolling with a bunch of goons

[00:02:56] Everyday we grinding on

[00:02:58] And we All Spark

[00:02:59] You can catch me up on Cybertron

[00:03:01] I am on everything

[00:03:02] Bad Meets Evil er

[00:03:04] That's just how the cookie crumbles

[00:03:05] Motherf**king Keebler

[00:03:07] Mark my teachers words

[00:03:08] They told me that I should be mature

[00:03:10] But now that my pockets beefed up

[00:03:12] I'm never going vegan sir

[00:03:13] Grinding till the f**king day I stop breathing

[00:03:16] Word