《Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed》歌词

[00:00:00] Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed - Kinky Friedman

[00:00:07] You uppity women I don't understand

[00:00:09] Why you gotta go

[00:00:10] And try to act like a man

[00:00:13] But before you make your weekly

[00:00:14] Visit to the shrink

[00:00:16] You'd better occupy the kitchen

[00:00:19] Liberate the sink

[00:00:21] Get your biscuits in the oven

[00:00:24] And your buns in the bed

[00:00:26] That's what I to my baby said

[00:00:28] Women's liberation is

[00:00:29] A-going to your head

[00:00:32] Get your biscuits in the oven

[00:00:33] And your buns in the bed

[00:00:37] Early every morning you're

[00:00:38] Out on the street

[00:00:40] Passing out pamphlets

[00:00:41] To everyone you meet

[00:00:43] You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent

[00:00:46] And now the front of your dress

[00:00:48] Has an air scoop vent

[00:00:51] Every single brakeman

[00:00:52] That's ever come along

[00:00:54] Had a little woman always

[00:00:55] Telling him that he's wrong

[00:00:57] Eve said to Adam

[00:00:58] Here's an apple you horse

[00:01:00] And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss

[00:01:04] Get your biscuits in the oven

[00:01:07] And your buns in the bed

[00:01:09] That's what I to my baby said

[00:01:11] Women's liberation is

[00:01:13] A-going to your head

[00:01:16] Get your biscuits in the oven

[00:01:17] And your buns in the bed

[00:01:32] Mean-hearted harpies are

[00:01:33] Breaking all the laws

[00:01:34] Tearing up their girdles

[00:01:35] And a-burning up their bras

[00:01:38] Now the air is dirty

[00:01:39] And the sex is clean

[00:01:41] And your coffee makes

[00:01:42] My hair turn green

[00:01:46] So damn emancipated in your

[00:01:47] Mind and your body

[00:01:49] Gonna have to cancel

[00:01:50] All your lessons in karate

[00:01:52] If you can't love a male chauvinist

[00:01:55] You'd better cross me

[00:01:56] Off your shopping list

[00:01:59] Get your biscuits in the oven

[00:02:03] And your buns in the bed

[00:02:04] That's what I to my baby said

[00:02:06] Women's liberation is

[00:02:08] A-going to your head

[00:02:11] Get your biscuits in the oven

[00:02:12] And your buns in the bed