《扮皇帝》歌词

[00:00:00] 扮皇帝 - 龙飘飘/燕双双

[00:00:03] 做皇帝你在行

[00:00:06] 这话说得太荒唐

[00:00:08] 什么生意都听过

[00:00:11] 没听过皇帝这一行

[00:00:14] 没听过皇帝这一行

[00:00:17] 做皇帝要专长

[00:00:20] 我做皇帝比人强

[00:00:22] 世代祖传有名望

[00:00:25] 扮起来准像唐明皇

[00:00:28] 唐明皇胡子长

[00:00:31] 你齿白唇红嘴上光

[00:00:34] 一点都不像唐明皇

[00:00:37] 做一个太监倒相当

[00:00:39] 难道你见过皇帝的面

[00:00:42] 知道皇帝的胡子长

[00:00:45] 虽没见过真皇帝

[00:00:48] 可见过戏里的唐明皇

[00:00:51] 你没有胡子真不像

[00:00:53] 只有把假的装一装

[00:00:56] 装一装

[00:01:19] 跟我学照我样

[00:01:24] 我教你做唐明皇

[00:01:30] 皇帝走路要像样

[00:01:41] 大摇大摆莫匆忙呀莫匆忙

[00:02:02] 做皇帝要端庄

[00:02:10] 看人不能太轻狂

[00:02:15] 两眼盯着人家望

[00:02:21] 不像皇帝像流氓啊像流氓