《鬼马大家乐》歌词

[00:00:00] 鬼马大家乐 - 许冠杰 (Sam Hui)

[00:00:02] （1）香港交通歌

[00:00:17] 今朝塞到依家

[00:00:20] 把几火想爆炸

[00:00:24] 轧油抽筋送波牙

[00:00:28] 恰眼训就梗听瓜

[00:00:32] 香港交通最丢架

[00:00:35] 一讲起都怕怕

[00:00:39] 今朝揾到依家

[00:00:43] 通街捐窿窿罅罅

[00:00:45] 终于偷倒个METER

[00:00:50] 一试 又系弯咖啦

[00:00:54] 香港车位够羞家

[00:00:58] 想揾位一早要霸

[00:01:02] 冇谓索住晒鬼气

[00:01:06] 交通差多多说话

[00:01:10] 有理冇理抄咗先啦

[00:01:14] 发告票 理得佢

[00:01:17] 最多公价

[00:01:20] （2）医生颂

[00:01:21] 世界上有几百样人

[00:01:25] 只发医生一个

[00:01:29] 无论我点肚饿

[00:01:31] 无论我点折堕

[00:01:33] 终归 要医好痛楚

[00:01:39] 世界上有几百样人

[00:01:44] 只信医生一个

[00:01:47] 成日替我检验

[00:01:50] 成日替我搞掂

[00:01:52] 一朝 到晚维护我

[00:01:58] 你对佢多多讲嘢

[00:02:02] 根本当唱歌

[00:02:07] 佢照顾你今生今世

[00:02:11] 你见佢多 收钱更多

[00:02:16] 世界上有几百样人

[00:02:20] 只有医生一个

[00:02:24] 能为我出力

[00:02:26] 能令我瓜直

[00:02:28] 始终永远陪伴我

[00:02:33] （3）点解要摆酒

[00:02:44] 点解要摆酒

[00:02:48] 乱咁晒钱冇理由

[00:02:52] 人人为饮一杯酒

[00:02:56] 累到夫妻一世忧

[00:03:01] 点解要摆酒

[00:03:04] 恨我整湿咗个头

[00:03:08] 求人度水揾帮手

[00:03:12] 月尾薪金起势扣

[00:03:17] 揸杯酒共渡患难

[00:03:21] 通台走做阿茂

[00:03:25] 实系日后我与你做到狮子咁嘅口

[00:03:33] 点解要摆酒

[00:03:37] 望见张单报晒仇

[00:03:41] 难为自己一双手

[00:03:45] 预算开支点会够

[00:03:49] 难为自己一双手

[00:03:53] 预算开支点会够

[00:03:57] （4）拍拖安全歌

[00:04:00] 天黑出街有排慌

[00:04:03] 拖友专兴四围荡

[00:04:06] 一味疏肝

[00:04:08] 见贼佬梗生㓥

[00:04:09] Darling记住两头望lalala

[00:04:12] 虽则公园有人看

[00:04:18] 看得几看佢又晕浪

[00:04:21] 血影刀光

[00:04:22] 冇命仔真冤枉

[00:04:24] 拖友切勿四围荡lalala

[00:04:29] 咪鲁莽学人乱撞

[00:04:32] 遇着烂鬼盏剥清光

[00:04:35] 掴两掴跟手绑几绑

[00:04:38] 凶夹狼

[00:04:40] 随时条命丧

[00:04:42] 乖女喜欢晒月光

[00:04:45] 家长担心到傻戆

[00:04:49] 劫匪凶悍

[00:04:50] 叹治安真不当警方扫荡靠无望lalala